PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between DJ Maximus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and LightHeavy Weight (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). DJ Maximus is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Maximus
vs
Weight

204 cm
30
255 lbs
24 - 11 - 0

175 cm
37
215 lbs
38 - 7 - 0

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Insanely flexible

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, DJ Maximus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, LightHeavy Weight!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Steve Smith and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Maximus showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Weight.
Maximus scores with a nice right hand.
Maximus just misses with a punch to the body.
Weight takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Maximus throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Maximus takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Maximus missing with a left hand there. Weight was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Weight throws a body shot but no joy.
Weight throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from Weight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Weight displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Maximus throws out the jab.
Weight lands a really nice looking cross but Maximus seems unphased.

It looks like DJ Maximus has been cut.
Weight takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Maximus misses with a shot to the body

and Weight counters with a head kick that drops Maximus to the mat! Maximus scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

Maximus is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Maximus ducks into an uppercut from Weight and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). LightHeavy Weight!
LightHeavy Weight decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.