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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pikey Chav (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cisowianka Naleczowianka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chav comes to the ring accompanied by Smoke reef wiv the ghetto brothers. Cisowianka Naleczowianka is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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190 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
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BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pikey Chav!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cisowianka Naleczowianka!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Hirohito Nitta and Sosuke Kotani.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Naleczowianka fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chav manages to avoid it.
Chav tries to clinch up but Naleczowianka circles away and keeps his distance.
Naleczowianka takes a jab right on the kisser.
Naleczowianka throws a hook to the side of Chav's head but Chav sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Naleczowianka is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Chav uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Naleczowianka.
Naleczowianka takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Chav scores with a decent looking hook.
Naleczowianka throws a head kick but Chav moves out of range.
Chav throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Naleczowianka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Naleczowianka paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Chav has managed to clinch.
Naleczowianka dodges an elbow strike from Chav.
Chav doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chav misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chav working aggressively here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chav throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Chav is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the ropes enables Naleczowianka to keep the fight standing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chav tries to work over Naleczowianka's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Naleczowianka is trying to force a seperation but Chav has the dominant position.
Chav fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Chav has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Naleczowianka is trying to keep an underhook but Chav manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Naleczowianka avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Chav.
Chav wants to pass the guard but Naleczowianka is defending well.
Chav is keen to just control but Naleczowianka is a slippery customer.
Chav slows the pace down in half guard.
Naleczowianka wants to control but Chav is keeping busy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chav frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Chav trying to control but Naleczowianka is having none of it.
Chav thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Chav working for a submission but Naleczowianka is keeping him at bay.
Chav controlling his opponent.
Naleczowianka regains half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chav is working for a submission of some sort.
Chav passes to full mount!
Chav sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Chav looking to control but Naleczowianka is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Chav controlling the position easily from mount.
Chav is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Naleczowianka is surviving well by controlling Chav's body position as best he can.
Chav jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Naleczowianka manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Naleczowianka really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Chav. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Chav wants to control but Naleczowianka is keeping him busy.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pikey Chav dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Nice straight punches there by Chav. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Chav.
Naleczowianka looks to land a left hand but Chav moved out of range nicely.
Chav tries to counter by clinching up but Naleczowianka breaks away and moves out of range.
Naleczowianka tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chav was well out of range. Poor timing from Naleczowianka.
Chav checks a leg kick.
Chav moves away from the strike by Naleczowianka.
Naleczowianka scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
It looks like Pikey Chav has been cut.
Naleczowianka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Chav uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Naleczowianka.
Naleczowianka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Naleczowianka throws a sloppy head kick and Chav moves out of range easily.
Naleczowianka throws a head kick that misses.
Cisowianka Naleczowianka seems to be getting the better of the standup.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Naleczowianka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Naleczowianka tries a head kick but it misses.
Chav uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Naleczowianka.
Naleczowianka tries a head kick but it misses.
Naleczowianka stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Chav.
Good shot there by Naleczowianka.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Naleczowianka throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Chav sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Chav throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Naleczowianka takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Naleczowianka takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Naleczowianka misses with a head kick.
Cisowianka Naleczowianka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chav ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Naleczowianka moves away.
Naleczowianka is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
A looping hook to the body misses from Chav. Naleczowianka does a little dance to reset his feet.
Naleczowianka misses with a looping right.
Naleczowianka takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Chav is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Naleczowianka can do to turn this around?
Chav has Naleczowianka up against the ropes in a clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Chav.
Chav has been working on his balance at Temple of Cloud Warriors-youth, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Naleczowianka.
Chav is trying to pull guard but Naleczowianka has him pressed against the ropes.
Chav tries to pull guard but Naleczowianka holds him up against the ropes and eventually Chav drops back down to his feet.
Chav scores with a shoulder strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chav throws a punch but it's blocked by Naleczowianka.
Naleczowianka blocking some punches.
Naleczowianka is struggling to control the position.
Chav working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chav's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Chav is looking to score with low kicks.
Naleczowianka throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Chav sees it coming and avoids it easily.
It looked like Chav wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Naleczowianka avoids the body shot from Chav.
Naleczowianka keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Chav.
A countering left hand to the body from Naleczowianka misses.
A head kick misses from Naleczowianka.
Chav cracks a nice hook into Naleczowianka's ribs.
Chav misses with a right hand
and Chav takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Naleczowianka might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Chav misses with a leg kick.
Naleczowianka throws a head kick that misses
and Chav counters with a nice leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chav tries to work over Naleczowianka's front leg with a kick but Naleczowianka checks it.
Chav lands with a good body shot.
Chav misses with a straight right.
Chav darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Naleczowianka looks to land a left hand but Chav moved out of range nicely.
Naleczowianka has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Naleczowianka throws a sloppy head kick and Chav moves out of range easily.
Chav wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Chav cracks Naleczowianka with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Naleczowianka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Chav lands a leg kick that knocks Naleczowianka off balance momentarily.
Naleczowianka throws a nice head kick!
Naleczowianka bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Chav takes a kick to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chav tries to bum rush Naleczowianka with a series of wild strikes but Naleczowianka uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Naleczowianka looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Naleczowianka lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Chav has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Chav and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Naleczowianka misses with an uppercut.
Chav feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Naleczowiankas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chav lands with a thumping leg kick.
Naleczowianka throws a looping overhand right but Chav ducks down to avoid it.
Chav fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Naleczowianka manages to avoid it.
Naleczowianka bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Naleczowianka misses with a two punch combination.
Chav looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Chav blocks a head kick by Naleczowianka.
Chav attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Chav throws a push kick but Naleczowianka slaps the foot to one side.
Naleczowianka misses with a right hand
and Chav counters with a stiff right hand.
Chav steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Naleczowianka.
Good leg kick by Chav there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Naleczowianka.
Chav pivots, looking for a leg kick but Naleczowianka is out of range and Chav settles back down.
Chav misses with a leg kick.
Naleczowianka is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Chav.
Chav throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Pikey Chav will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Pikey Chav's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Naleczowianka checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A left lands for Chav.
Naleczowianka misses with a head kick.
Naleczowianka with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Chav to score with a decent uppercut.
Chav blocks a head kick by Naleczowianka.
Chav throws a jab when Naleczowianka was well out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Naleczowianka! But no joy.
Chav with a nice cross.
Chav blocks a head kick by Naleczowianka.
Naleczowianka takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Naleczowianka's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Chav throws an off balance right hand
and Naleczowianka counters with a head kick. That will keep Chav thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Naleczowianka jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Naleczowianka throws a head kick that misses.
Naleczowianka steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Chav.
Chav lands a leg kick that knocks Naleczowianka off balance momentarily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Naleczowianka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Chav pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Naleczowianka throws a head kick that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Naleczowianka circles away from the clinch attempt.
Chav lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Chav misses with a straight right.
Naleczowianka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Chav throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Chav closes the distance and pushes Naleczowianka back into the ropes.
Chav is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the ropes enables Naleczowianka to keep the fight standing.
Naleczowianka blocks a body shot from Chav.
Chav fails to pull guard.
A head punch on the inside from Chav fails to land.
Naleczowianka is trying to force a seperation but Chav has the dominant position.
Naleczowianka wants to break the clinch but can't.
The referee is keeping an eye on Chav - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Chav tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cisowianka Naleczowianka has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chav struggles to land a body shot inside as Naleczowianka controls his hands.
Naleczowianka wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Chav has him pressed against the ropes.
Chav jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Naleczowianka walks away with a smile on his face. Chav gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pikey Chav. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Chav connects with a leg kick. Naleczowianka looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Chav is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Naleczowianka.
Nice shot lands for Naleczowianka.
Chav is looking to score with low kicks.
A jab from Naleczowianka misses.
Naleczowianka blocks a jab.
Naleczowianka is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag.
Chav lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Chav.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Naleczowianka throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Naleczowianka misses with a head kick.
Naleczowianka swings for the body but Chav moves out of range.
Naleczowianka takes one to the chin there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chav throws a low kick but Naleczowianka moves out of range easily.
Naleczowianka closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Chav blocks a jab.
Chav doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A cross from Chav lands.
Chav moves out of range as Naleczowianka throws a body kick.
Naleczowianka moves away from the strike by Chav.
Pikey Chav is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Naleczowianka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Naleczowianka lunges at Chav with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Chav's hand.
Chav throws a nice outside leg kick.
Naleczowianka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nice body kick from Chav.
Naleczowianka chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Chav can pounce on him.
A lazy body kick from Naleczowianka
and Chav counters with a stiff right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head kick misses from Naleczowianka.
Chav was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Cisowianka Naleczowianka is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chav scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chav fails to land the takedown.
Naleczowianka throws a head kick that misses
and Chav counters with a nice leg kick.
Naleczowianka walks into a left hand.
Naleczowianka on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Chav uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Naleczowianka.
Chav uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Naleczowianka.
Naleczowianka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Naleczowianka takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Chav connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Naleczowianka throws an ugly left hook that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Naleczowianka connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Chav fails with an attempt to clinch.
Chav works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
An inside leg kick lands from Chav.
Chav throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
And that's the end of the fight!
Pikey Chav showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Chav has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight for Pikey Chav!
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight for Pikey Chav!
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight for Pikey Chav!
Pikey Chav wins by unanimous decision!
During a confident post fight interview, Pikey Chav thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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