PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kristian Johansson (ranked 398 p4p, 14 weight class) and Jordi Joestar (ranked 439 p4p, 11 weight class). Joestar is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Stand Proud. Kristian Johansson is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Johansson
vs
Joestar

207 cm
26
285 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

195 cm
28
259 lbs
17 - 7 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)
Aspire Clothing

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kristian Johansson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jordi Joestar!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joestar attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Johansson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Joestar has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Johansson.
Joestar on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

Johansson lands a big head kick that sends Joestar tumbling to the mat! Johansson takes a step backwards and waves Joestar back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Joestar is rocked!

It looks like Jordi Joestar has been cut.
Johansson throws a body kick that misses.
Joestar is still on wobbly legs! Can Johansson finish him?
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Joestar throws a body punch but Johansson moves out of range.
Joestar chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Joestar seems to have recovered his senses.
Joestar looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Joestar slips a jab from Johansson.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Joestar.
Johansson has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Academy of Arse Whoopers in the buildup to the fight.
Joestar misses the jab.
Johansson throws a body shot but no joy.
Joestar follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Johansson walks into a stiff left hand from Joestar.
Johansson throws a shot to the body.
Joestar with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Johansson scores with a nice right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Joestar throws a head kick but Johansson moves out of range.
Jordi Joestar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Joestar jabs Johansson to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Joestar throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Johansson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Joestar scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

Johansson sends Joestar crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Johansson is motioning to the referee to let Joestar up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Johansson pushes Joestar up against the cage in a clinch.
A short uppercut from Joestar.
A right handed body shot lands from Johansson.
Joestar looks winded!
A right handed body shot lands from Johansson.
Still in the clinch, Johansson scores with a nice short uppercut.
Johansson lands a body punch.
Johansson misses with a punch to the body.
Johansson scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Johansson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Johansson misses with some punches.
Joestar lands on the inside with an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Johansson.
Johansson lands a shot to the body.
Johansson lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johansson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Joestar backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Johansson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Joestar tries to work over Johansson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Johansson lands a big right hand that drops Joestar! The killer instinct kicks in and Johansson finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Johansson!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kristian Johansson!
Kristian Johansson thanked the fans post fight for their support.