PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between Mantis Toboggan (ranked 3271 p4p, 460 weight class) and Ragnar Hjelmslev (ranked 10456 p4p, 946 weight class). Hjelmslev comes into a darkened arena with his song building. I Touch Myself kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Mantis Toboggan could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Ragnar Hjelmslev's chin.

Toboggan
vs
Hjelmslev

179 cm
26
176 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

182 cm
46
180 lbs
26 - 26 - 0

World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent MT
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mantis Toboggan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ragnar Hjelmslev!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Toboggan clinches up with Hjelmslev and pushes him back against the ropes.
Hjelmslev tries to circle away but Toboggan has him pinned against the ropes.
Toboggan blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Toboggan lands a shoulder strike.
Toboggan doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Toboggan creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Toboggan keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hjelmslev's efforts to push away.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Toboggan tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hjelmslev's elbow.
Toboggan scores with a nice hook to the head.
Toboggan lands with a left to the head.
Toboggan blocks an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A body shot lands from Toboggan.
Toboggan blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hjelmslev tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Toboggan is working Hjelmslev over against the ropes.
Hjelmslev's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Toboggan lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hjelmslev backwards.
Hjelmslev tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hjelmslev can't find room to land a body shot as Toboggan controls the action.
Nice body punch from Toboggan - that landed with a thud.
Hjelmslev looks winded!
Toboggan lands with a right to the head.
Toboggan works on Hjelmslev's body with a couple of short punches.
Toboggan scores with a shot to the side of Hjelmslev's head.

Hjelmslev is rocked!
Toboggan lands a shot to the body.
Toboggan is stalling here.
Toboggan lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hjelmslev backwards.
Hjelmslev is still on wobbly legs! Can Toboggan finish him?

Toboggan breaks the clinch momentarily and cracks Hjelmslev with a big right hook that drops him to the canvas! Hjelmslev looks like he might be in big trouble here! The referee has started the count straight away and we're up to 5 already. Hjelmslev get to one knee - can he make it back to his feet? Yes, he's struggled back up to his feet and seems OK to continue. The referee agrees so we're back to the action!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Toboggan takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

Toboggan closes the distance and clinches.
Hjelmslev seems to have recovered his senses.
Toboggan lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Hjelmslev.
Hjelmslev tries to throw a body punch but Toboggan avoids it by throwing Hjelmslev back against the ropes.
Toboggan lands a left hand that snaps the head of Hjelmslev backwards.
Hjelmslev wants to break the clinch but can't.
Toboggan lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hjelmslev takes a shot to the head.
Toboggan creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Hjelmslev crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5,6... it doesn't look like he's going to make it! Hjelmslev face plants back to the mat and the referee calls off the fight! Toboggan takes it with a brutal technical knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Mantis Toboggan!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Mantis Toboggan waved his t-shirt featuring Urban Fighter's logo in front of the cameras.
The defeated Ragnar Hjelmslev had this to say: 'Well that about sucks. Fuck that shit, I quit this human punching bag rap. Guess that porn star thing will come in handy as a new career.'.