PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Egyptian Embalmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dolph Lingren (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Embalmer comes to the cage accompanied by Katy Perry - Dark Horse ft. Juicy J. Egyptian Embalmer could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Dolph Lingren's chin.

Embalmer
vs
Lingren

187 cm
25
167 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

177 cm
18
155 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Determined

Ace of Spades Clothing
Transform Supplements

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Egyptian Embalmer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dolph Lingren!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Winston Alpacca and David Hoff.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Embalmer shoots in and bounces Lingren off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Embalmer passes Lingren's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Embalmer controlling the pace.

Embalmer is looking for a kimura but Lingren is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Embalmer to get the leverage.
Embalmer not doing much here.
Lingren looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Embalmer seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Lingren for as long as he can get away with.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Embalmer has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Lingren defend it? Embalmer steps over the head and cranks it - Lingren is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Embalmer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Egyptian Embalmer!
Egyptian Embalmer really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Ace of Spades Clothing logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.