PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donny Drumpf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eisenberger Schluzenphugher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Drumpf's entrance music is King Gizard and The Lizard Wizard - Gamma Knife. A fine choice. Eisenberger Schluzenphugher has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Drumpf
vs
Schluzenphugher

185 cm
25
275 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

182 cm
25
247 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Donny Drumpf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Eisenberger Schluzenphugher!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Michael Johnstone and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schluzenphugher tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Drumpf swings widly with a right hand

and Schluzenphugher holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Drumpf prevents the takedown attempt.
A short right from Drumpf on the inside.
Drumpf lands a shoulder strike.
Drumpf lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Schluzenphugher's coach down at The Sweatshop was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Schluzenphugher's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.

Schluzenphugher pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Drumpf changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

Schluzenphugher moves into the clinch successfully.
Schluzenphugher can't find room to land a body shot as Drumpf controls the action.
Drumpf doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Drumpf prevents a body shot from Schluzenphugher.
Schluzenphugher changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Drumpf fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Drumpf misses with an uppercut.
Drumpf throws a big shot that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Drumpf sends Schluzenphugher crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Drumpf is motioning to the referee to let Schluzenphugher up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

It looks like Eisenberger Schluzenphugher has been cut.
Schluzenphugher switches off momentarily and Drumpf cracks him with a monster right hand! Schluzenphugher topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Drumpf dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Drumpf!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Donny Drumpf!
In his post fight interview, Donny Drumpf started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.