PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derp Wyatt (ranked 1162 p4p, 134 weight class) and Sam Jetstrean (ranked 2091 p4p, 249 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Wyatt might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Tones on Tail - Go!. Derp Wyatt has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Wyatt
vs
Jetstrean

200 cm
29
280 lbs
20 - 15 - 0

192 cm
30
245 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Dauntless

Bullet Proof System

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 15 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derp Wyatt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sam Jetstrean!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Bruno Lombardi and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wyatt lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Wyatt.
Wyatt connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
No joy there for Wyatt, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jetstrean throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Wyatt avoids the body shot from Jetstrean.

Jetstrean closes the distance and pushes Wyatt back into the cage.

Jetstrean breaks the clinch.
Wyatt throws a right hand that Jetstrean ducks under and follows up with a left that Jetstrean also avoids with ease.
Wyatt cracks Jetstrean with a right hand to the side of the head.
Wyatt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jetstrean.
Wyatt throws a leg kick but Jetstrean sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Wyatt misses with a wild combination.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wyatt misses with a double jab
and Jetstrean counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Jetstrean lands a jab.
Jetstrean throws a hook but Wyatt blocks it.
Wyatt blocks a head kick by Jetstrean.
A head kick misses from Jetstrean.
Jetstrean misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jetstrean takes one on the button.
Jetstrean walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Wyatt checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wyatt misses with a right hand
and Jetstrean counters with a three punch combo that has Wyatt backing up. Wyatt nods at Jetstrean to acknowledge the strikes.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Jetstrean throws a series of punches but Wyatt avoids them all with ease.
Wyatt throws a push kick but Jetstrean slaps the foot to one side.
Wyatt scores with a hook.
Jetstrean tries a head kick but it misses.
Wyatt pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Jetstrean back to the cage. Wyatt follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Nice body punch from Wyatt.
Jetstrean scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Wyatt misses with a double jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jetstrean walks into a jab.
Jetstrean blocks a low kick nicely.
Wyatt cracks Jetstrean with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Jetstrean wants to land a leg kick but Wyatt is out of range.
Wyatt throws a good cross that connects.
Jetstrean slips a jab from Wyatt.
Wyatt avoids the body shot from Jetstrean.
Jetstrean throws a head kick but Wyatt moves out of range.
Wyatt blocks a head kick by Jetstrean.
Wyatt loads up on a big right hand but Jetstrean slips the punch.
Despite the aggression on Jetstrean's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Wyatt ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jetstrean swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Wyatt throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Jetstrean misses with a head kick.
Wyatt works the jab nicely.
Wyatt slips under a jab.
A punch lands to the side of Jetstrean 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Wyatt ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jetstrean looks to land a right hand but Wyatt moved out of range.
Wyatt throws out a powerful jab.
Wyatt bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wyatt throws a leg kick that misses.
Good shot there by Wyatt.
Wyatt stuns Jetstrean with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Wyatt is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Jetstrean misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A little feinted left hand from Wyatt on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Jetstrean misses with an uppercut. Wyatt saw that one coming.
Wyatt fails to land with a series of punches.
Jetstrean misses with a head kick.
A big left from Jetstrean misses.
No joy there for Wyatt, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jetstrean misses with a looping right.
Wyatt cracks Jetstrean with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Wyatt loads up on a big right hand but Jetstrean slips the punch.
It seemed like Jetstrean was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Wyatt tries to land a front kick but Jetstrean steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jetstrean moves away from the strike by Wyatt.
Jetstrean tries to move into range but Wyatt moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Wyatt takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Jetstrean on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Wyatt throws a series of punches but Jetstrean moves out of range.
A punch combination from Wyatt misses.
Wyatt catches Jetstrean with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Jetstrean throws a big shot that misses.
Wyatt is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Some wild striking there from Wyatt.
Jetstrean is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Wyatt throws a hook but Jetstrean avoids it easily.
Jetstrean misses the shot to the body.
Wyatt swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The crowd cheers as Wyatt lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jetstrean doesn't seem phased though.
Wyatt lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jetstrean throws a sloppy head kick and Wyatt moves out of range easily.
Jetstrean keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jetstrean misses with an uppercut. Wyatt saw that one coming.
Jetstrean misses with a head kick.
Jetstrean moves out of range of the body kick.
Jetstrean throws out a counter right but Wyatt avoids it with no problem.
Wyatt pushes Jetstrean away with a front kick.
Wyatt throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Jetstrean looks to throw the jab but Wyatt is out of range.
Wyatt swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Jetstrean lands a high kick!

It looks like Derp Wyatt has been cut.
Wyatt pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Jetstrean back to the cage. Wyatt follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Wyatt misses the shot to the body.
Wyatt scores with a nice right hand.
Wyatt jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nice shot lands for Wyatt.
Wyatt blocks a head kick by Jetstrean.
Wyatt cracks a nice hook into Jetstrean's ribs.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Wyatt is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Jetstrean moves away from the strike by Wyatt.
Jetstrean shapes to counter with a head kick.
Wyatt misses with a series of wild punches.
Good standup being displayed there by Wyatt as he connects with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Derp Wyatt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Derp Wyatt's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Jetstrean is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wyatt.
A chopping leg kick lands by Wyatt.
Jetstrean looks to land a combination but Wyatt avoids it well.
Jetstrean swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wyatt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jetstrean can do to turn this around?
Wyatt misses with a few strikes there.
Wyatt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Wyatt fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Wyatt - that will leave a mark!
Jetstrean shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Jetstrean has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Jetstrean shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Wyatt throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Good standup being displayed there by Wyatt as he connects with a hook.
Jetstrean walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Wyatt fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Nice uppercut there from Wyatt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A big right from Wyatt misses.
Jetstrean thumps Wyatt with a low kick.
Jetstrean connects with a looping right hand.
Jetstrean blocks a jab.
Wyatt looking to land some kicks to the body here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wyatt throws out a loose jab but Jetstrean uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sam Jetstrean is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Jetstrean lands a big head kick that sends Wyatt tumbling to the mat! Jetstrean takes a step backwards and waves Wyatt back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Wyatt is rocked!
Jetstrean throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Wyatt crumples to the floor and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Sam Jetstrean!
Derp Wyatt spoke after the fight, saying 'am sorry yall!!!'.