PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jeremy Sullivan (ranked 429 p4p, 51 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 1352 p4p, 154 weight class). Turd Ferguson will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Sullivan
vs
Ferguson

180 cm
36
170 lbs
27 - 14 - 0

168 cm
30
158 lbs
17 - 12 - 1

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jeremy Sullivan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sullivan misses with a looping right.
Ferguson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sullivan moves away.
Ferguson fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Sullivan has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

It looks like Jeremy Sullivan has been cut.

Sullivan closes the distance and clinches.
Sullivan throws a head punch that misses.
A short right from Ferguson.
Sullivan has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.

Ferguson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ferguson keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Ferguson looks to score with a jab to the body but Sullivan is just out of range.
Sullivan misses with a hook
and Sullivan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jeremy Sullivan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sullivan tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Ferguson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Sullivan shoots in looking for a takedown but Ferguson manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Sullivan's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ferguson throws a sloppy head kick and Sullivan moves out of range easily.
Ferguson misses with a looping right.
Ferguson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson lands a two punch combo.
Ferguson throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Sullivan's head.

Sullivan is rocked!

Ferguson gets tackled into the cage by Sullivan. Sullivan maintains the clinch.
Oh Sullivan is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sullivan misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sullivan seems to have got his legs back now.

Ferguson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Sullivan moves forwards but Ferguson connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Sullivan with a lazy takedown attempt
and Ferguson counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Sullivan thinking.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeremy Sullivan. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sullivan misses with a left hand
and Ferguson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ferguson has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Sullivan finds it's way round the side to connect with Ferguson's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sullivan has a takedown stuffed.
Sullivan fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Ferguson slips under a jab from Sullivan.
Nice sprawl there from Ferguson as Sullivan shoots in.
Ferguson scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Sullivan is breathing heavily.
Sullivan misses with a takedown
and Ferguson counters with a nice body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crunch! Ferguson slams his shin into Sullivan's torso.
Ferguson tries a head kick but it misses.
Ferguson thows a body kick. Sullivan tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Ferguson is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Sullivan rather than just go for the knockout.
Ferguson tries a head kick but it misses.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses.
Sullivan drops down looking for a counter takedown but Ferguson sprawls and moves away.
Ferguson lands with a good body shot.
Sullivan changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Ferguson tries to avoid it but Sullivan manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Ferguson to the ground. Ferguson escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
It seemed like Ferguson was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Sullivan looks to clinch
and Ferguson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Sullivan avoids the head kick by Ferguson.
Sullivan takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Ferguson lands a head shot.

Ferguson lands a big head kick that sends Sullivan tumbling to the mat! Ferguson takes a step backwards and waves Sullivan back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Ferguson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sullivan.
Sullivan throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Ferguson counters with a nice body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Sullivan. That did some damage!
Ferguson throws a jab but it's blocked by Sullivan.
Sullivan half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Sullivan uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Ferguson has time to react.
Ferguson misses with a body shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for Ferguson.
Ferguson lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Sullivan at a distance.
Sullivan takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A head kick by Ferguson misses

and Sullivan counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Ferguson utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Sullivan throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Ferguson works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Sullivan throwing strikes but missing.
Sullivan will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Sullivan lands a couple of elbows.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ferguson is pulling down on Sullivan's head. It's preventing any offense from Sullivan, at least for the moment.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Sullivan accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Sullivan throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Sullivan looking to pass the guard.
Sullivan in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Sullivan accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sullivan trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Sullivan chips away with some ground and pound.
Ferguson controlling the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jeremy Sullivan's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Ferguson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sullivan manages to avoid it.
Sullivan tries to counter with a takedown but Ferguson is quick to defend against it.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses.
A punch combination from Ferguson misses.
Sullivan doesn't manage to clinch there - Ferguson circles away.
Sullivan wants to clinch up but Ferguson keeps it at a distance.
Ferguson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

Sullivan closes the distance and pushes Ferguson back into the cage.

Ferguson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ferguson lands with a kick to the ribs.
Ferguson tries a head kick but it misses.
Sullivan shoots in for a takedown but Ferguson shows good takedown defense.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ferguson on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Sullivan wants to clinch.
Ferguson throws a fast counter high kick but Sullivan manages to duck under it in time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Ferguson throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Sullivan.
Ferguson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Ferguson swats away the attempt to clinch by Sullivan.
Ferguson lands with a kick to the temple. Sullivan shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Ferguson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Sullivan shoots in but no luck this time.
A countering left hand to the body from Ferguson misses.
Sullivan misses with a left hand
and Ferguson makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Sullivan shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Ferguson as he jumps to the side.
Ferguson is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Sullivan with a body shot.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeremy Sullivan. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sullivan has a takedown stuffed.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Sullivan tries to clinch
and Ferguson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Ferguson lands a head kick. Sullivan smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

Jeremy Sullivan's cut is getting worse.
Turd Ferguson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ferguson throws a sloppy head kick

and Sullivan decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Ferguson's guard.
Sullivan throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Ferguson is adopting a defensive guard.

Ferguson pushes Sullivan off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Ferguson swats away the attempt to clinch by Sullivan.
Sullivan tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Ferguson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson lands a body shot.
Ferguson scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Sullivan uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ferguson.
Sullivan tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Ferguson counters with a nice body shot.
Ferguson dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Sullivan. That did some damage!
Ferguson stuffs the takedown.
Ferguson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Sullivan wants to clinch up but Ferguson keeps it at a distance.
Ferguson throws a sloppy head kick and Sullivan moves out of range easily.
Sullivan slips under a jab from Ferguson.
Ferguson circles away from the clinch attempt.

Sullivan clinches up against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Ferguson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ferguson just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sullivan takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Sullivan has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Ferguson finds it's way round the side to connect with Sullivan's head.
Sullivan throws a body shot but no joy.
Ferguson lands a nice looking body kick.

Sullivan instigates a clinch.

Ferguson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Sullivan swings widly with a right hand
and Ferguson makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Ferguson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ferguson throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Sullivan.
Ferguson bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Ferguson listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Turd Ferguson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Ferguson throws a sloppy head kick and Sullivan moves out of range easily.
Ferguson throws a sloppy head kick and Sullivan moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Ferguson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jeremy Sullivan's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Ferguson connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Sullivan momentarily.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses.
Ferguson keeps the fight on the outside.
Ferguson shapes to counter with a head kick.
Ferguson clobbers Sullivan with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Sullivan wants to clinch up but Ferguson keeps it at a distance.
Ferguson takes a swing at Sullivan's ribcage but misses.
Ferguson lands a nice looking kick to the body. Sullivan takes a step back to recover.
Ferguson keeps the fight on the outside.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sullivan half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
A big right from Sullivan misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ferguson throws the kick towards the body but Sullivan avoids it.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Sullivan.
Sullivan's corner calls for a 1-2. Sullivan obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson misses with a double jab.
Sullivan avoids the body shot from Ferguson.
Sullivan attempts a counter takedown but Ferguson avoids it well and moves away.
Ferguson throws a lazy right hand but Sullivan sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sullivan tries to counter with a takedown but Ferguson is quick to defend against it.
Ferguson just misses with a punch to the body.
Sullivan lands a head shot.
Ferguson misses with a series of wild punches.
Sullivan will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Sullivan has a takedown stuffed.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Sullivan is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ferguson connects with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Ferguson.
Sullivan slips a jab and a cross from Ferguson.
Sullivan is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Sullivan avoids the head kick by Ferguson.
Sullivan drops down looking for a counter takedown but Ferguson sprawls and moves away.
Ferguson swats away the attempt to clinch by Sullivan.
Ferguson throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Ferguson lands with a nice body punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ferguson fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Ferguson fakes the leg kick and cracks Sullivan in the body.
Sullivan connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Ferguson cracks Sullivan with an open hand slap.
Sullivan gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Ferguson counters with a right hand to the body.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeremy Sullivan. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sullivan tries to clinch up.
Ferguson misses with a head kick.
Ferguson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ferguson tries a head kick but it misses.
Sullivan thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ferguson swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Ferguson lands a slapping body shot.
Ferguson scores with a jab to the body.
Ferguson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ferguson throws a sloppy head kick and Sullivan moves out of range easily.
Sullivan tries to close the distance and clinch up but Ferguson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Ferguson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ferguson dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Sullivan wants to clinch up but Ferguson keeps it at a distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sullivan takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

Sullivan gets the takedown into side control.

Ferguson explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sullivan showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ferguson.
The fight stays on the outside here - Sullivan looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Ferguson throws a sloppy head kick and Sullivan moves out of range easily.
Sullivan attempts a counter takedown but Ferguson avoids it well and moves away.
Jeremy Sullivan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ferguson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sullivan was well out of range. Poor timing from Ferguson.
Sullivan misses with a takedown attempt
and Ferguson counters with a three punch combo that has Sullivan backing up. Sullivan nods at Ferguson to acknowledge the strikes.
Ferguson lands a head kick!
No luck for Sullivan with that takedown attempt.

And that's the end of the fight!
Turd Ferguson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Ferguson winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Turd Ferguson!
Our winner, Turd Ferguson, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.