PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Israel Kamakawiwo Ole (ranked 3065 p4p, 108 weight class) and Andross Guile (ranked 9172 p4p, 279 weight class). Kamakawiwo Ole's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Somewhere over the Rainbow. Israel Kamakawiwo Ole is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Kamakawiwo Ole
vs
Guile

189 cm
22
300 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

190 cm
20
280 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Excellent MT
Cardio machine

World class MT
Good gas tank

Project Mayhem

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Israel Kamakawiwo Ole!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Andross Guile!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Tiny Johnson and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Kamakawiwo Ole misses its intended target.
Guile steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kamakawiwo Ole.
Kamakawiwo Ole swings for the body but Guile moves out of range.
Guile has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Kamakawiwo Ole is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Guile connects with a body shot.
Guile uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kamakawiwo Ole.
Guile slips under a jab from Kamakawiwo Ole.
A little jabbing left from Guile on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Kamakawiwo Ole on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Guile lands a body shot.
Israel Kamakawiwo Ole seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Guile slips a straight right by Kamakawiwo Ole.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kamakawiwo Ole. Guile does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kamakawiwo Ole throws a low kick but Guile moves out of range easily.
No joy there for Kamakawiwo Ole, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

Guile has closed the distance and engaged Kamakawiwo Ole in a clinch.
Kamakawiwo Ole works on Guile's body with a couple of short punches.
Kamakawiwo Ole works on Guile's body with a couple of short punches.
I was talking to Kamakawiwo Ole's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Kamakawiwo Ole scores with a shoulder strike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Guile swings wildly with an uppercut but Kamakawiwo Ole uses good head movement to avoid it.
Guile swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kamakawiwo Ole misses with a body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guile missing with knees to the body.
Kamakawiwo Ole lands with a light punch inside.

Kamakawiwo Ole breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Guile needs to keep his hands up - Kamakawiwo Ole had a free shot at his head there.
Kamakawiwo Ole throws a body shot but no joy.

Guile moves into the clinch.
Kamakawiwo Ole digs a right hand into Guile's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Guile's gas tank.
Kamakawiwo Ole tries a body shot but Guile blocks it.
A shot in the inside from Kamakawiwo Ole.
Guile is looking to control Kamakawiwo Ole's arms but Kamakawiwo Ole gets an underhook and turns him. Now Guile has his back to the ropes.
Guile is trying to maintain a safe position but Kamakawiwo Ole gets an underhook and turns Guile into the ropes.
A short right from Kamakawiwo Ole on the inside.
Kamakawiwo Ole blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Guile lands a left hand.
A hook to the body from Kamakawiwo Ole.
Guile looks winded!
Kamakawiwo Ole lands a body punch in the clinch.
Kamakawiwo Ole lands a left hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Guile stalling in the clinch.
Kamakawiwo Ole lands a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Kamakawiwo Ole.
Kamakawiwo Ole throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Guiles head.
Kamakawiwo Ole softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Kamakawiwo Ole pushes Guile back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kamakawiwo Ole lands an uppercut.
Kamakawiwo Ole throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Guiles head.
Guile misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kamakawiwo Ole goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kamakawiwo Ole prevents a body shot from Guile.
Nice body punch from Kamakawiwo Ole.
Kamakawiwo Ole lands a nice shot to the body.
A short body shot lands from Kamakawiwo Ole as the two fighters clinch.
Kamakawiwo Ole can't find room to land a body shot as Guile controls the action.
Kamakawiwo Ole struggles to land a body shot inside as Guile controls his hands.
Kamakawiwo Ole scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Guile is rocked!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Kamakawiwo Ole breaks from the clinch.
Kamakawiwo Ole throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kamakawiwo Ole throws a right hand that Guile ducks under and follows up with a left that Guile also avoids with ease.
A nice side step and Guile releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Guile swings for the body but Kamakawiwo Ole moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Israel Kamakawiwo Ole dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Guile avoids the body shot from Kamakawiwo Ole.
Kamakawiwo Ole tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Guile doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Kamakawiwo Ole throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Guile ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Guile looks for the body kick but Kamakawiwo Ole saw that one coming.
Kamakawiwo Ole is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Kamakawiwo Ole cracks Guile with a right hand to the side of the head.
Kamakawiwo Ole lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Guile at a distance.
Kamakawiwo Ole jabs Guile to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Kamakawiwo Ole thows a left - swing and a miss!
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Guile! But no joy.
Kamakawiwo Ole just misses with a punch to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Kamakawiwo Ole.
Kamakawiwo Ole ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Guile moves away.
Guile is breathing heavily.
Guile goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

Kamakawiwo Ole throws out a head kick that Guile doesn't see coming - it connects and sends Guile crashing to the mat face first! He's bounced up to his knees and is scrambling to get back to his feet and beat the count. He's up on 5 but still looks a bit groggy; will the referee allow it to continue??? He's taking a good look into Guile's eyes and has decided to let it go on!
Guile is still on wobbly legs! Can Kamakawiwo Ole finish him?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Guile leaves his chin hanging out and Kamakawiwo Ole seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Guile crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Israel Kamakawiwo Ole!
A victorious Israel Kamakawiwo Ole thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.