PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Comeon Hitme (ranked 5342 p4p, 597 weight class) and Alberto El Parton (ranked 23750 p4p, 819 weight class). Hitme comes into the arena with Face Fisted - Dethklok blaring out of the sound system. The crowd seem to be enjoying El Parton's choice of entrance music: Licensed Tequila. Alberto El Parton has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Comeon Hitme's chin.

Hitme
vs
El Parton

194 cm
22
215 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

196 cm
26
216 lbs
5 - 11 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Comeon Hitme!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 11 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Alberto El Parton!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Santiago Holmes and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
El Parton on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hitme. Hitme obviously looking to wear him down.
Hitme looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Hitme gets a clinch.

El Parton breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Hitme bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.

Hitme tries for a kimura but El Parton is defending well.

Hitme is trying to get an arm triangle but El Parton is defending well.
El Parton tries to bench press Hitme off him but Hitme keeps the position.
Hitme throws an elbow but El Parton slips to the side and avoids it well.
Hitme in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
El Parton taking a bit of punishment here - Hitme scoring with strikes.

It looks like Alberto El Parton has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hitme grinds an elbow into El Parton's temple.
Hitme throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and El Parton works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.

Hitme is trying to work for a kimura but El Parton is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Hitme connects with a nice short shot to El Parton's temple.
Hitme missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Hitme prevents El Parton from improving his position.

Hitme is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
El Parton trying to control but Hitme postures up.
Hitme not landing any meaningful shots this time.

Hitme is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Hitme scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
El Parton trying to control from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitme throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
El Parton regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Hitme.
El Parton is trying to keep Hitme in close.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Hitme's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

The cut above Alberto El Parton's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Hitme throws a big right hand that misses.
Hitme throwing strikes but missing.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Hitme accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
El Parton utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Hitme stops El Parton from standing up.
Hitme throws a big right hand that misses.
Hitme is working El Parton over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

Alberto El Parton's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Alberto El Parton's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Comeon Hitme!
A victorious Comeon Hitme thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
Alberto El Parton was interviewed post fight and said 'I Know I Lost But It Doesn't Matter, Because I Get To Bang Paige You Stupid Perro '.