PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jake Sekany (ranked 3854 p4p, 128 weight class) and Roger Tiddlywinks (ranked 4306 p4p, 0 weight class). Sekany comes to the cage accompanied by Centerfield. Tiddlywinks is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by The Seinfeld Intro. Roger Tiddlywinks has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Jake Sekany's chin.

Sekany
vs
Tiddlywinks

195 cm
19
282 lbs
3 - 5 - 0

197 cm
27
265 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jake Sekany!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roger Tiddlywinks!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Chris Downing and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Tiddlywinks lands a head kick that stumbles Sekany and the fighters go to the mat.

It looks like Jake Sekany has been cut.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Tiddlywinks gets to his feet - Sekany follows without any prompting.
Tiddlywinks connects with a solid leg kick.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, brutal head kick from Tiddlywinks! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Roger Tiddlywinks!
An intense looking Roger Tiddlywinks took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Im going to get a ice cream sunday yay!'.
Jake Sekany spoke after the fight, saying 'Don't make me throw a ball at you, you got lucky and I will be back. I never quit, I just get better...'.