PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jewell Nelson (ranked 9140 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Crack Corn And I Dont (ranked 8771 p4p, 0 weight class). Jewell Nelson is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Nelson
vs
Crack Corn And I Dont

222 cm
19
193 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

180 cm
25
195 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

Good takedowns
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jewell Nelson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jimmy Crack Corn And I Dont!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Tiny Johnson and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Nelson tries to sprawl but Crack Corn And I Dont drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Nelson wants to get back to full guard.
Crack Corn And I Dont takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Crack Corn And I Dont working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Nelson knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Crack Corn And I Dont on the ground.
Crack Corn And I Dont seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nelson wants to control but Crack Corn And I Dont is keeping busy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Crack Corn And I Dont trying to pass the guard but Nelson defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crack Corn And I Dont not doing much here.
Nelson throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Nelson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Crack Corn And I Dont tries to pass the half guard into mount. Nelson knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Crack Corn And I Dont is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Nelson is in all sorts of trouble here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Nelson flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Nelson wants to try and get back to his feet.
Crack Corn And I Dont sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Crack Corn And I Dont dominating with strikes here.
Nelson is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crack Corn And I Dont controlling the pace for now.
Crack Corn And I Dont wants to control the action but instead Nelson gets a body lock and reverses into Crack Corn And I Dont's guard! Nice work!
Crack Corn And I Dont is pulling down on Nelson's head. It's preventing any offense from Nelson, at least for the moment.
Nelson throws an elbow that misses. Crack Corn And I Dont uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Nelson's guard. Nice move by Crack Corn And I Dont!

Crack Corn And I Dont is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Nelson has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Crack Corn And I Dont is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Nelson.
Nelson is not content to let Crack Corn And I Dont control the position.
Crack Corn And I Dont moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
It looks like Crack Corn And I Dont might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jimmy Crack Corn And I Dont dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

No joy there for Crack Corn And I Dont, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

Crack Corn And I Dont instigates a clinch.

Crack Corn And I Dont manages to break the clinch.
Nelson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Crack Corn And I Dont.
Nelson bucks up and tries to throw Crack Corn And I Dont off but instead Crack Corn And I Dont has got his back!
Jimmy Crack Corn And I Dont has got the better of the ground game so far.

Crack Corn And I Dont looking for the choke but no joy.
Nelson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crack Corn And I Dont controls the action.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nelson trying to control the position but Crack Corn And I Dont manages to sink in the hooks.

Crack Corn And I Dont looking for the rear naked choke. And he's got it! Nelson taps!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Jimmy Crack Corn And I Dont!