PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Captain Boromir (ranked 522 p4p, 19 weight class) and Lucifer Satan (ranked 723 p4p, 29 weight class). Boromir comes into the arena with Møme – Aloha blaring out of the sound system. Satan has chosen Disciple as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Captain Boromir has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Captain Boromir seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Boromir
vs
Satan

200 cm
37
265 lbs
27 - 16 - 1

200 cm
32
288 lbs
22 - 12 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Arcticus University: London
Aspire Clothing

RAGS of a RONIN

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 16 - 1, fighting out of London, Captain Boromir!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lucifer Satan!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Satan moves out of range of the strikes.
Satan tries to bum rush Boromir with a series of wild strikes but Boromir uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Satan connects with a body shot that sends Boromir's belly button to the back.
Boromir lands with a straight right. Satan didn't see that one coming.
Satan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Boromir was well out of range. Poor timing from Satan.
Boromir throws a jab when Satan was well out of range.
Satan pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Boromir throws an overhand right that lands on Satan's shoulder, as Satan tries to avoid the shot.
Satan ducks under a wild hook from Boromir.
Boromir has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Satan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boromir misses with a right hand
and Satan makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Boromir looks to throw the jab but Satan is out of range.
Satan slips under a jab.
Satan throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Satan misses with a lunging right hand
and Boromir counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boromir takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Boromir is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Satan.
Satan goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

It looks like Captain Boromir has been cut.
Boromir displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Satan throws out the jab.
It looked like Boromir was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Satan.
Satan swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've been informed that Satan has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Satan misses with an uppercut
and Boromir connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A jab from Boromir misses.
Boromir cracks Satan with a good jab.
Boromir throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Satan lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Boromir at a distance.
Boromir ducks under a wild hook from Satan.
Boromir is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Boromir doesn't manage to clinch there - Satan circles away.
Boromir on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Boromir lands the left hand.

It looks like Lucifer Satan has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boromir lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Satan is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Boromir rather than just go for the knockout.
Boromir misses the jab.
Boromir jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Satan throws a sloppy head kick and Boromir moves out of range easily.
Satan looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Boromir jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Satan thows a body kick. Boromir tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Boromir showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Satan.
Boromir misses with a wild body shot.
Satan swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Boromir appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Boromir looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Satan rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Boromir moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Satan misses with a right hand
and Boromir counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boromir looks to land a left hand but Satan moved out of range nicely.
Satan lands a head shot.
Satan is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Boromir.
Boromir throws a jab when Satan was well out of range.
Boromir misses with a few strikes there.
Boromir misses with a looping right.
Boromir feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Satans jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Boromir thows a left - swing and a miss!
Boromir lands a body shot.
Satan tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Satan lands the left hand.
Boromir is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Satan moves out of range as Boromir strikes.
Satan throws a leg kick but Boromir checks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boromir takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Satan looks to land a left hand but Boromir moved out of range nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Satan throws the kick towards the body but Boromir avoids it.
Satan misses with a straight left.
A big right from Boromir misses.
Satan throws a low kick but Boromir moves out of range easily.
Satan with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Satan slips a straight right by Boromir.
Boromir throws a big shot that misses.
Boromir misses the shot to the body.
Boromir misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Satan.

Satan lands a left and a right that send Boromir crashing to the mat, dazed. Satan thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Boromir ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Satan moves away.
Satan staying out of range there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lucifer Satan dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Boromir takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Boromir lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Satan at a distance.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Boromir might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Boromir misses with a right hand
and Boromir takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Boromir connects with a jab.
Boromir throws a right hand that misses
and Satan counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Boromir fails in his attempt to clinch.
Boromir throws a jab but it's blocked by Satan.
Boromir tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Satan counters with a crisp one two that drops Boromir! Satan thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Boromir to his feet! Boromir is in big trouble!

Boromir is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Boromir connects with a looping right hand.
A big left from Satan misses.
Boromir throwing a counter right hand but Satan manages to avoid it.
Satan tries a head kick but it misses.
Satan takes a body punch but keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Satan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Boromir sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That kick from Satan tenderised Boromir's leg. Boromir is trying to keep his angry face on.
Satan has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A head kick misses from Satan.
Boromir was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Boromir misses with an uppercut
and Satan counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Boromir moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Boromir throws a looping overhand right but Satan ducks down to avoid it.
Satan displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Boromir throws out the jab.
Boromir avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Satan misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Satan misses with a head kick.
Satan drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
No joy there for Satan, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A looping hook to the body misses from Boromir. Satan does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boromir thows a left - swing and a miss!
Satan misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Boromir throws a poor cross that misses
and Satan counters with a flying knee. Nice.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Boromir avoids the body shot from Satan.
Boromir avoids the body shot from Satan.
Boromir throws a poor cross that misses
and Satan connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A decent looking cross lands there for Boromir.
Boromir misses with a straight left.
Satan swinging wildly here.
Satan misses with an uppercut. Boromir saw that one coming.
Satan jabs at Boromir's body.
Satan throws a head kick that half lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boromir rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Satan counters with a nice body shot.
Satan punishes Boromir's body with a nice straight punch.
Satan takes a swing at Boromir's ribcage but misses.
Nice defenses there by Satan.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Satan! But no joy.
Boromir scores with the left hand. Satan knows he should have avoided that one.
Satan slips under a jab.
A big right from Boromir misses.
Satan misses with a head kick.
Satan dips to his left and cracks Boromir with an uppercut!
Satan slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Boromir throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Satan sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A big right from Boromir misses.
It seemed like Satan was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Boromir throws a jab but it's blocked by Satan.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boromir throws a sloppy body shot
and Boromir takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Boromir throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boromir has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Satan.
Satan misses with a hook.
Boromir misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Satan.
Satan throws a sloppy body shot
and Boromir counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Boromir misses the jab.
A countering left hand to the body from Satan misses.
Boromir misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Satan.
Boromir misses with a looping right.
Boromir avoids the head kick by Satan.
Boromir missing with a left hand there. Satan was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Boromir swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Boromir misses with an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lucifer Satan showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

A shot to the liver by Boromir. Beautiful body shot.
Satan ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Boromir scores with a nice strike.
Satan misses with a body shot.
Boromir throws a hook to the side of Satan's head but Satan sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Satan looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Boromir's jab looks to have found its range, popping Satan under the eye.
Boromir uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Satan.
Satan bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Satan throws a combination that misses
and Boromir counters with a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boromir throws the left hand but Satan avoids the punch easily.
Boromir wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Boromir throws a hook but Satan avoids it easily.
Satan looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Boromir misses with a wild body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Satan slips under a jab.
Satan throws a lazy head kick
and Boromir counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Satan slips under a jab.
Satan looks to score with a jab to the body but Boromir is just out of range.
Boromir scores with a jab to the body.
Satan displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Satan takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A swing and a miss from Boromir.
Boromir throws a lazy right hand but Satan sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Satan moves out of range as Boromir strikes.
Satan uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Boromir.
Jab from Satan.
Satan throws a head kick that misses

and Boromir holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Boromir.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Satan is trying to force a seperation but Boromir has the dominant position.
Satan tries to break free but Boromir pushes him back against the cage.
Satan is trying to break the clinch but Boromir has him pressed against the cage.
Satan blocking some punches.
Satan throws a head punch that misses.

Satan manages to break the clinch.
Boromir stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Boromir wants to clinch.
Satan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Boromir manages to avoid it.
A jab from Boromir does it's job there.
Satan throws a jab when Boromir was well out of range.
Boromir throws an overhand right that lands on Satan's shoulder, as Satan tries to avoid the shot.
Boromir is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Satan.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Satan throws a right and a left that Boromir avoids nicely.
Boromir throwing a counter right hand but Satan manages to avoid it.
Lucifer Satan seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Boromir looks to land a right hand but Satan moved out of range.
Satan misses the shot to the body.
Nice defenses there by Satan.
Boromir moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromSatan.
Satan throws a jab when Boromir was well out of range.
Satan lands a nice hook to Boromir's body. Boromir takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Satan cracks Boromir with a good jab.
A lazy left from Boromir finds it's target.
Boromir lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Boromir fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Boromir throws the left hand but Satan avoids the punch easily.
Boromir misses the jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Satan sizes up Boromir with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Satan pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Boromir fails in his attempt to clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Boromir tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Satan throws a body punch but Boromir moves out of range.
Boromir blocks a head kick by Satan.
Satan throws a head kick but Boromir moves out of range.
Satan fails to land with a series of punches.
Boromir misses the shot to the body.
A swing and a miss from Boromir.
Boromir tries to close the distance and clinch up but Satan swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Boromir tries to clinch up but Satan circles away and keeps his distance.

Boromir clinches up with Satan and pushes him back against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Captain Boromir showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Satan has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 28:29
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lucifer Satan!
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