PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Buzz Lightyear (ranked 22552 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roger Tiddlywinks (ranked 3749 p4p, 0 weight class). Lightyear comes into the arena with You got a Friend in Me blaring out of the sound system. Tiddlywinks comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The Seinfeld Intro kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Buzz Lightyear is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Lightyear
vs
Tiddlywinks

205 cm
22
265 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

197 cm
28
265 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Buzz Lightyear!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roger Tiddlywinks!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Tiny Johnson and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tiddlywinks throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Tiddlywinks uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lightyear.
Tiddlywinks lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Lightyear circles away quickly and effectively.
Lightyear misses with a looping left.
Tiddlywinks scores with a nice body kick.
Lightyear works over Tiddlywinks's head and body with a nice combination.
Lightyear takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Lightyear is breathing heavily.
Lightyear throws a looping overhand right but Tiddlywinks ducks down to avoid it.
Tiddlywinks feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lightyear's calf.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tiddlywinks looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Lightyear takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Tiddlywinks throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Lightyear's head.
Lightyear misses with a jab, cross combination.
Tiddlywinks is looking to slow Lightyear down with leg kicks.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A solid body kick from Tiddlywinks.
Lightyear takes a swing at Tiddlywinks's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks throws a sloppy head kick and Lightyear moves out of range easily.
Tiddlywinks tries to bum rush Lightyear with a series of wild strikes but Lightyear uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Tiddlywinks lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Lightyear swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tiddlywinks is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Tiddlywinks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tiddlywinks tries to bum rush Lightyear with a series of wild strikes but Lightyear uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Tiddlywinks throws a sloppy head kick and Lightyear moves out of range easily.
Tiddlywinks goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick but Lightyear moves out of range.
Tiddlywinks goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Some bone on bone action there as Lightyear checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Tiddlywinks stuns Lightyear with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A jab from Tiddlywinks does it's job there.
A big right from Tiddlywinks misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tiddlywinks moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Lightyear works Tiddlywinks's body with a nice hook.
Tiddlywinks misses with a jab, cross combination.
Tiddlywinks misses with a series of wild punches.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tiddlywinks lands a high kick!
Tiddlywinks does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Tiddlywinks connects with a leg kick. Lightyear looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Tiddlywinks throws a solid leg kick but Lightyear takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Tiddlywinks.
Lightyear swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Tiddlywinks misses with a body kick.
Lightyear swings for the body but Tiddlywinks moves out of range.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses
and Lightyear counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Tiddlywinks lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks misses with a hook. Lightyear ducked under it nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks misses with a head kick.
Tiddlywinks misses with a jab, cross combination.
A lazy left from Lightyear finds it's target.
Lightyear fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Tiddlywinks throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Tiddlywinks misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lightyear takes a swing at Tiddlywinks's ribcage but misses.
Tiddlywinks is looking for the big counter here.
Tiddlywinks blocks a jab.
Lightyear takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Tiddlywinks misses with a head kick.
Lightyear throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Tiddlywinks on the side of the head.
Tiddlywinks scores with a push kick.
Tiddlywinks misses with a lunging right hand
and Lightyear counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tiddlywinks lands with a nice combination. Lightyear backs away looking to recover.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick but Lightyear moves out of range.
Lightyear looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Lightyear takes a swing at Tiddlywinks's ribcage but misses.
Lightyear swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lightyear lands with a nice body punch.
A right-left combo lands from Tiddlywinks.
Jab from Lightyear.
Lightyear just misses with a punch to the body.
A head kick misses from Tiddlywinks.
A lazy left from Tiddlywinks finds it's target.
Lightyear throws a hook but Tiddlywinks blocks it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tiddlywinks lands a head kick!
Lightyear takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roger Tiddlywinks dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Tiddlywinks throws out a loose jab but Lightyear uses good head movement to avoid it.
A quick step to the side and Lightyear tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lightyear waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tiddlywinks.

Tiddlywinks drops Lightyear with a left and a right! Oh, Lightyear is hurt - Tiddlywinks dives into side control looking to finish!

Lightyear is rocked!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Tiddlywinks decides to stand back up.
Oh Lightyear is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lightyear misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tiddlywinks.
Lightyear seems to have got his legs back now.
Tiddlywinks cracks Lightyear with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
No joy there for Tiddlywinks, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Tiddlywinks misses with a head kick.
Lightyear misses the shot to the body.
Tiddlywinks moves out of range as Lightyear strikes.
Lightyear will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Roger Tiddlywinks seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tiddlywinks tries a head kick but it misses.
Lightyear fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tiddlywinks manages to avoid it.
Tiddlywinks throws a lazy right hand but Lightyear sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lightyear scores with a three punch combo!
Lightyear walks into a left hand.
Lightyear fails to land with a series of punches.
Tiddlywinks scores with a leg kick.
Tiddlywinks pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Tiddlywinks connects with a vicious head kick that knocks Lightyear to the floor! Tiddlywinks dives in looking for the finish!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Tiddlywinks gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
Tiddlywinks lands a leg kick that knocks Lightyear off balance momentarily.
Tiddlywinks keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Lightyear blocks a head kick by Tiddlywinks.
Lightyear throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Despite the aggression on Tiddlywinks's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Lightyear has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Tiddlywinks.
Lightyear blocks a head kick by Tiddlywinks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Tiddlywinks misses with a straight right.
Lightyear is looking for a counter combo.
Tiddlywinks misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lightyear takes a jab right on the kisser.
Tiddlywinks lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Tiddlywinks looks to throw the jab but Lightyear is out of range.
Tiddlywinks pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A quick step to the side and Lightyear tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Roger Tiddlywinks is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Lightyear just misses with a punch to the body.
Roger Tiddlywinks seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Tiddlywinks on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Lightyear takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Tiddlywinks is looking to land body kicks.
Lightyear tries to close the distance and clinch but Tiddlywinks swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Tiddlywinks unleashes a big counter combination but Lightyear bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.

Tiddlywinks moves into range and throws a big uppercut. OH! Lightyear goes down! Can Tiddlywinks finish him!?

Tiddlywinks gets to his feet. Lightyear looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tiddlywinks ducks under a wild hook from Lightyear.
Lightyear swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lightyear throws an overhand right that lands on Tiddlywinks's shoulder, as Tiddlywinks tries to avoid the shot.
Some wild striking there from Tiddlywinks.
A head kick misses from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks throws a big shot that misses.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick but Lightyear moves out of range.
Lightyear throws the left hand but Tiddlywinks avoids the punch easily.
Tiddlywinks throws a sloppy head kick and Lightyear moves out of range easily.
Lightyear lands with a right hand.
Lightyear staying out of range there.
Lightyear looks to land a combination but Tiddlywinks avoids it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lightyear missing with a left hand there. Tiddlywinks was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tiddlywinks uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lightyear.
A telegraphed right hand from Lightyear misses the target.
Tiddlywinks unleashes a big counter combination but Lightyear bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Tiddlywinks uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lightyear.
Tiddlywinks ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Tiddlywinks throws a right and a left that both miss.
Tiddlywinks lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tiddlywinks lands a jab to the nose.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tiddlywinks throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lightyear sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tiddlywinks misses the body punch
and Lightyear counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nice uppercut there from Lightyear.
Lightyear ducks under a wild hook from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Lightyear misses the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roger Tiddlywinks showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Tiddlywinks pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lightyear is looking to counter punch.
Tiddlywinks works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A head kick misses from Tiddlywinks.
Lightyear misses with an uppercut. Tiddlywinks saw that one coming.
Lightyear looks to score with a jab to the body but Tiddlywinks is just out of range.
Tiddlywinks misses with a two punch combination.
Tiddlywinks misses with a series of wild punches.
Tiddlywinks throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Lightyear counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Lightyear throws a shot from downtown. Tiddlywinks moves away and avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lightyear throws a body punch but Tiddlywinks moves out of range.
Tiddlywinks tries a head kick but it misses.
Lightyear looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Lightyear misses the shot to the body.
Tiddlywinks throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Tiddlywinks takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Lightyear avoids the head kick by Tiddlywinks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lightyear throws a jab but it's blocked by Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses.
Tiddlywinks motions for Lightyear to come forward. Tiddlywinks throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
It looked like Lightyear wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses.
Lightyear misses with a wild body shot.
Tiddlywinks is looking for the big counter here.
Tiddlywinks misses with a head kick.
Tiddlywinks slips a jab and a cross from Lightyear.
Tiddlywinks throws a right and a left that Lightyear avoids nicely.
Tiddlywinks walks into a straight right hand from Lightyear.
Lightyear throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Tiddlywinks misses with a head kick.
Tiddlywinks swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Lightyear is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Tiddlywinks throws an off balance right hand
and Lightyear counters with a nice body shot.
Lightyear ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Buzz Lightyear has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A quick step to the side and Lightyear tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lightyear. Tiddlywinks does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lightyear tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tiddlywinks was well out of range. Poor timing from Lightyear.
Lightyear throws a body shot but no joy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lightyear throws a hook to the side of Tiddlywinks's head but Tiddlywinks sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tiddlywinks throws a counter combo.
Tiddlywinks throws a series of strikes that have Lightyear backpedaling.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Lightyear tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tiddlywinks was well out of range. Poor timing from Lightyear.
A good leg kick by Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Tiddlywinks tries to bum rush Lightyear with a series of wild strikes but Lightyear uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Tiddlywinks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lightyear connects with a right hand. Tiddlywinks shakes it off.
Lightyear throws a body punch but Tiddlywinks moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks throws a jab but it's blocked by Lightyear.
Lightyear moves out of range of the strikes.
Tiddlywinks throws a sloppy head kick and Lightyear moves out of range easily.
A head kick misses from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lightyear throws a body shot but no joy.
Lightyear misses with a wild body shot.
Lightyear scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Tiddlywinks doesn't seem bothered though.
Lightyear misses with a jab, cross combination.
Tiddlywinks was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Tiddlywinks scores with a head kick.
Lightyear connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Tiddlywinks momentarily.
Tiddlywinks connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Lightyear's hands.
Lightyear throws a big shot that misses.
Lightyear lands a lovely overhand right.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tiddlywinks throws a sloppy head kick and Lightyear moves out of range easily.
Tiddlywinks throws a nice head kick!
Lightyear throws a sloppy body shot
and Tiddlywinks counters with a head kick.
Lightyear throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lightyear ducks under a wild hook from Tiddlywinks.
Lightyear swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Tiddlywinks misses with a few strikes there.
Lightyear was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Lightyear misses with a body shot.
Tiddlywinks pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A thudding body kick lands there by Tiddlywinks!
Lightyear fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Tiddlywinks on the side of the head.
Tiddlywinks wants to land a leg kick but Lightyear is out of range.
Tiddlywinks keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Roger Tiddlywinks is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Lightyear getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Roger Tiddlywinks.
Well Tiddlywinks has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Roger Tiddlywinks!
Post fight, an emotional Roger Tiddlywinks said 'Im going to get a ice cream sunday yay!'.
The defeated Buzz Lightyear had this to say: 'To Infinity and Beyond!'.