PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Snake Dickskin (ranked 4021 p4p, 463 weight class) and Leon Valentine (ranked 5055 p4p, 563 weight class). The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Dickskin
vs
Valentine

197 cm
29
260 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

200 cm
28
265 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Snake Dickskin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Leon Valentine!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Matheus Silva and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sloppy strikes from Dickskin. Those never looked like landing.
Valentine ducks under a wild hook from Dickskin.
Valentine moves out of range of the strikes.
A little jabbing left from Valentine on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

Dickskin closes the distance and pushes Valentine back into the cage.
Dickskin throws a head punch that misses.
Dickskin lands with a right to the head.
Dickskin lands a right hand that snaps the head of Valentine backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Valentine is trying to break free.
Dickskin stalling in the clinch.
Valentine prevents a body shot from Dickskin.
Dickskin throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Valentines head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickskin lands a shoulder strike.
Dickskin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Valentine's elbow.
Valentine is trying to break the clinch but Dickskin is controlling him.
A shot in the inside from Dickskin.
Dickskin scores with a shoulder strike.
A left hand lands to the body for Dickskin.
A nice left hand lands by Dickskin.
Valentine wants to break free but Dickskin has control.
A right hand to the body from Dickskin.
Valentine looks winded!
Dickskin lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Dickskin lands a body punch.
Dickskin lands with a short punch from the clinch.

It looks like Leon Valentine has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dickskin is struggling to control the position.
A short left from Dickskin.
Dickskin lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dickskin pushes Valentine back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dickskin lands a hook that snaps the head of Valentine backwards.

Valentine is rocked!
Dickskin pushes Valentine against the cage. Dickskin is working some dirty boxing. Dickskin pushes off with a quick right hook! Valentine goes down! Valentine tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Dickskin moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snake Dickskin!
A victorious Snake Dickskin thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.