PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Army (ranked 368 p4p, 53 weight class) and Lapu Lapu (ranked 537 p4p, 76 weight class). Army comes to the cage accompanied by Vagina Coastguard. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Army
vs
Lapu

189 cm
31
211 lbs
29 - 15 - 0

188 cm
36
205 lbs
26 - 15 - 0

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World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lapu Lapu!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Franklyn Lucas and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lapu swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lapu takes one to the side of the head.
Army lands a jab.
Army tries to clinch up but Lapu circles away and keeps his distance.
Army scores with a jab.
Army moves out of range of the body kick.
Army checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Army lunges at Lapu with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lapu's hand.
Lapu throws a body shot but no joy.
Army takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Lapu throws a leg kick but Army moved away.
Army connects with a jab.
Lapu misses with a low kick.
Lapu scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lapu steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Army.
Lapu Lapu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lapu throws a looping overhand right but Army ducks down to avoid it.
Army avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Lapu throws a body shot but no joy.

Army has closed the distance and engaged Lapu in a clinch.
Lapu misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Army lands an elbow just above Lapu 's eye.

It looks like Lapu Lapu has been cut.
Army blocking some punches.
Army blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Army tries a body shot but Lapu blocks it.
Lapu looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Lapu.
Lapu avoids a wild elbow strike from Army.
A hook to the body from Army.
Army taking a breather.
Army comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Lapu blocks the elbow strike.
A shot in the inside from Army.
A head punch on the inside from Lapu fails to land.
Lapu throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Armys head.
Army struggles to land a body shot inside as Lapu controls his hands.
Lapu blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lapu avoids the elbow strike from Army, against the cage.
Lapu fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Army lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Army blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Army is leaning against Lapu and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Army misses with a body punch.
Army cracks Lapu with a nice body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lapu lands a right hand.
Lapu dodges an elbow strike from Army.
Army tries a body shot but Lapu blocks it.
Army pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Lapu.
Lapu misses with the head strike.
Lapu tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lapu misses with some punches.
A short left from Army.
Army scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A head punch on the inside from Lapu fails to land.
Lapu lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Army struggles to land a body shot inside as Lapu controls his hands.
Army cracks Lapu with a nice body shot.
A bit of stalling here from Lapu.
A shot in the inside from Army.
Lapu lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lapu avoids a wild elbow strike from Army.
Army lands an elbow just above Lapu 's eye.
Army blocks a body shot from Lapu.
A left hand lands to the body for Army.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Army can't find room to land a body shot as Lapu controls the action.
Army comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That has opened up Lapu Lapu's cut even more.
Army lands a body shot in the clinch.
Lapu looks winded!
Army works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Lapu lands an uppercut.
Lapu is trying to break the clinch but Army is controlling him.
Army struggles to land a body shot inside as Lapu controls his hands.
Lapu has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Army lands a nice uppercut.
Army pressing his opponent against the cage.
Army lands an elbow inside that Lapu shrugs off.
Army blocks a body shot from Lapu.
Still in the clinch, Lapu scores with a nice short uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lapu.
Nice elbow from Army.

The cut above Lapu Lapu's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Army.
Army tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lapu's elbow.
Lapu misses with some punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Lapu breaks the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lapu circles away from the clinch attempt
and Lapu counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Lapu blocks a jab.
Lapu moves out of range as Army strikes.
Army misses with a right hand
and Lapu counters with a nice low kick that buckles Army's knee momentarily.
Lapu takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Lapu pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Army jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Lapu swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Good leg kick by Army there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Lapu uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Army.
Lapu is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Army with a body shot.
Lapu avoids the body shot from Army.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lapu. Army does a little dance to reset his feet.
Army looks to score with a jab to the body but Lapu is just out of range.
Lapu only half commits to the counter leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lapu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Army.
Army punishes Lapu's body with a nice straight punch.
Army moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lapu checks the leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Army dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lapu Lapu's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Lapu throws a low kick but Army moves out of range easily.
Army moves into range and connects with a jab.
Lapu on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Lapu ducks under a wild hook from Army.
A slow jab from Lapu misses its intended target.
Lapu swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Army lands a nice hook to Lapu's body. Lapu takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Army tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Lapu paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Lapu misses with a kick to the body.
Army digs a good hook to Lapu's body.
Dick Army is winning the standup battle so far.
Lapu throws a sloppy head kick and Army moves out of range easily.
Army uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Lapu has time to react.
Lapu takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Some bone on bone action there as Lapu checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Lapu throws a leg kick but Army sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Lapu takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Army is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lapu can do to turn this around?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lapu connects with a body shot.
It looks like Army has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Army on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Lapu wants to slow Army down by chopping away at his legs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lapu looks to land a body kick but Army moved away.
Army lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

Army rushes Lapu and presses him up against the cage.
Lapu can't break the clinch.
Lapu lands a right hand.
Still in the clinch, Lapu scores with a nice short uppercut.
Lapu blocks a body shot from Army.
Army lands with a right to the head.
Nice elbow from Army.
Army cracks Lapu with a nice body shot.
A short right from Lapu on the inside.
Lapu tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Army tries to throw a body punch but Lapu avoids it by throwing Army back against the cage.
Army lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Lapu Lapu's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Army throws an elbow that misses.
Army misses with an elbow over the top.
Lapu dodges an elbow strike from Army.
Army softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Lapu blocks an elbow strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lapu throws a punch but it's blocked by Army.
A right handed body shot lands from Lapu.
Lapu swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Army throws an elbow that misses.
Lapu lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Lapu tries to work over Army's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lapu misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lapu goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Army tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lapu lands an uppercut.
Lapu blocks a body shot from Army.
Still in the clinch, Lapu scores with a nice short uppercut.
Army throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Army dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Army tries to throw a body punch but Lapu avoids it by throwing Army back against the cage.

Army breaks the clinch.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Army checks a leg kick.
Army misses with a wild body shot.
Lapu misses with a body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Army takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Army on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Lapu gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lapu.
Lapu lands with a shot to the body.
Army lands a head shot.
Army throws a looping overhand right but Lapu ducks down to avoid it.
Lapu moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lapu bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Army throws a predictable looking body shot
and Lapu counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Army misses with a wild body shot.
Lapu misses with a leg kick
and Army counters with a nice kick to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Army scores with a leg kick.
Army tries to land a leg kick but Lapu saw it coming and moves away.
Army moves out of range as Lapu throws a body kick.
Lapu throws a head kick that misses.
Lapu looking to land some kicks to the body here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Army slips under a jab.
Lapu walks forward, straight into a front kick from Army.
Lapu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lapu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Army connects with a body shot.
Lapu slips under a jab from Army.
Army tries to score with a low kick but Lapu moves his leg out of the way.
Lapu connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Army takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Lapu misses with a body shot
and Army counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Lapu throws a wild body kick that Army sees coming a mile off.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Lapu.
Lapu misses with a body kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Lapu.
Army tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lapu misses with a wild body shot.
Lapu moves out of range as Army strikes.
Lapu flicks out a counter leg kick but Army steps away.
Army scores with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Dick Army will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Lapu Lapu's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Lapu misses with a body kick.
Army looks to score with a jab to the body but Lapu is just out of range.
Army ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Lapu uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Army.
Army tries a head kick but it misses.
Lapu tries a quick counter leg kick but Army is wise to it.
Lapu lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Army lands a lovely overhand right.
Lapu throws a hook but Army avoids it easily.
Lapu moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

Army clinches up against the cage.
Army lands a body shot.
Lapu blocks an elbow strike from Army.
A short right from Army.
Army works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Lapu misses with a short punch on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Army can't find room to land a body shot as Lapu controls the action.
Army pushes Lapu back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Army lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Lapu takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Lapu scores with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Army lands with a left to the head.
Army tries a body shot but Lapu blocks it.
Army lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Lapu prevents a body shot from Army.
Army blocks an uppercut.
Lapu blocks an elbow strike.
Army works on Lapu's body with a couple of short punches.
Army blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Army pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Army misses with a punch to the body.
Army lands a body shot in the clinch.
Army cracks Lapu with a nice body shot.
Army lands a hook to the side of the head.
Army misses with an elbow strike.
Lapu swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Army tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Army lands an elbow that stopped Lapu in his tracks for a moment.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Lapu Lapu's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Dick Army!
Dick Army thanked the fans post fight for their support.