PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Snake Dickskin (ranked 3181 p4p, 374 weight class) and Tyson Speed (ranked 2747 p4p, 329 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Dickskin
vs
Speed

197 cm
29
260 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

192 cm
43
287 lbs
30 - 25 - 0

Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Snake Dickskin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 25 - 0, fighting out of London, Tyson Speed!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Alexandre Firmino and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Speed fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dickskin manages to avoid it.
It looked like Dickskin was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Speed.
Dickskin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Speed lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Dickskin throws out a loose jab but Speed uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dickskin throws the left hand but Speed avoids the punch easily.
Speed jabs Dickskin to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Speed misses with a hook.
Nice cross by Speed.

It looks like Snake Dickskin has been cut.

Speed looks low and kicks high, catching Dickskin right on the side of the head, sending him crashing to the canvas! Will he be able to beat the count? 3,4,5 - he's already back to his feet and ready to go! Let's see if he's still with it!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dickskin glances at the clock... BAM! Speed nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Dickskin crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Dickskin is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tyson Speed!
Tyson Speed gave a mention to Perkele! in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).