PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mr Kaalee (ranked 2596 p4p, 89 weight class) and Paul Beecher (ranked 3129 p4p, 114 weight class). Paul Beecher has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Kaalee
vs
Beecher

209 cm
19
300 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

225 cm
19
285 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mr Kaalee!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Paul Beecher!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Jonathan Paton and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Beecher misses with a shot to the body
enabling Kaalee to counter with a crisp jab.
Kaalee tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Beecher was well out of range. Poor timing from Kaalee.
Beecher throws a jab but it's blocked by Kaalee.
Beecher avoids a kick to the body.
Kaalee misses with a looping left.
Beecher misses with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kaalee. Beecher does a little dance to reset his feet.
The fighters circling - Kaalee throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kaalee misses with a left hand
and Beecher counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Beecher uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kaalee.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beecher dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Beecher lands a nice shot to the body.
Beecher moves away from the strike by Kaalee.
Kaalee lands a jab to the head.
Beecher tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kaalee was well out of range. Poor timing from Beecher.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaalee misses with a hook.
Kaalee misses with a hook
and Beecher counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Kaalee avoids the body shot from Beecher.
Beecher tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kaalee was well out of range. Poor timing from Beecher.
Beecher slips a straight right by Kaalee.
Kaalee tries to clinch but Beecher is having none of it.
Kaalee misses the jab.
A nice side step and Beecher releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Kaalee throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A little jabbing left from Beecher on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Beecher. Kaalee does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kaalee throws a right hand that Beecher ducks under and follows up with a left that Beecher also avoids with ease.
Kaalee takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A jab lands there for Kaalee.
Kaalee rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Beecher counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Beecher. Those never looked like landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kaalee lands a jab-cross combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kaalee misses with a right hand
and Beecher counters with a nice body shot.
Kaalee is breathing heavily.
Kaalee on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Beecher listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Beecher stuns Kaalee with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Beecher is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Beecher lands a nice looking body shot.
Beecher misses with a body shot.
Beecher is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Kaalee rather than just go for the knockout.
A jab lands there for Beecher.
Beecher connects with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kaalee. Beecher does a little dance to reset his feet.
Beecher throws a body shot but no joy.
Beecher throws out a powerful jab.
Kaalee lands the left hand.
Kaalee walks into a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beecher avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kaalee jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A slow jab from Kaalee misses its intended target.
Beecher moves away from the strike by Kaalee.
Beecher walks into a straight right hand from Kaalee.
Beecher uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kaalee.
Kaalee has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Kaalee there as he acknowledges the shot.
Kaalee rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Beecher moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Beecher misses with a two punch combination.
Beecher has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Beecher scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Kaalee takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Good standup being displayed there by Kaalee as he connects with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Beecher feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Kaalees jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

Kaalee is rocked!
Kaalee misses with a few strikes there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kaalee fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kaalee misses with an uppercut.
Beecher now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Kaalee misses with a body kick.
Mr Kaalee seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Beecher cracks Kaalee with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Kaalee looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Beecher finish him?
Oh Kaalee is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Beecher ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Kaalee misses with a right hand
and Beecher makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Beecher lands a jab and follows it up with a massive straight that knocks Kaalee out cold! Kaalee is crumpled in the corner, his head only propped up by the cage! That's one for the organiziational promos right there! Wow, what a finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Paul Beecher!
Paul Beecher is the new super heavyweight champion!
Paul Beecher spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.