PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Twista Evans (ranked 3783 p4p, 490 weight class) and Alberto El Parton (ranked 8910 p4p, 802 weight class). El Parton has chosen Licensed Tequila as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Evans
vs
El Parton

152 cm
25
205 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

196 cm
26
216 lbs
5 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Twista Evans!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 8 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Alberto El Parton!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Sandra Marshall and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Evans shoots in but no luck this time.

Evans shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Evans wants to pass the guard but El Parton is defending well.
Evans is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
El Parton is trying to maintain the position but Evans is very close to passing his half guard.
Evans is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
El Parton is trying to get back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Evans is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
El Parton has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Evans is working away from the top position though.
Evans drops an elbow to the side of El Parton's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Evans drops an elbow to the side of El Parton's head.

El Parton has one foot on Evans's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
El Parton shoots in and drives through. Evans sprawls well.

El Parton changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Evans looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
El Parton trying to control the position but Evans is working away.
Evans tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Evans wings away with a couple of strikes but they don't land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here as El Parton stalls from top position.
El Parton trying to control the position but Evans is working away.
Evans is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but El Parton is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
Evans holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as El Parton tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Evans has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Evans throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
El Parton lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
El Parton is looking to stand but Evans has his arms wrapped tightly around him, looking to prevent the damage.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Evans is flailing around like a fish out of water, trying to land strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
El Parton pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
Evans is working to get back to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
El Parton cracks Evans with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Evans is squirming around, avoiding El Parton's attempts to control the action.
Evans throwing punches despite being mounted.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
El Parton manages to capitalize on a mistake by Evans to take his back!
El Parton doesn't have the hooks in and Evans manages to turn into his guard.
El Parton is looking to stand up but Evans isn't so interested in that idea.
Evans working some strikes from top position.
Evans stands up over El Parton, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Evans content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Evans postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Evans is working El Parton over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Evans might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Evans with a nice head shot there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Evans stands up over El Parton, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Evans lands a couple of digs.
Evans lands a couple of digs.
Evans stands up over El Parton, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Evans works over El Parton with some ground and pound from guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Twista Evans will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

El Parton throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Evans's waist but Evans gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing El Parton off to one side.
Evans dives in and grabs El Parton's left leg, looking for a takedown. El Parton pushes down on Evans's head and hops out.
Evans shoots for a takedown but El Parton saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Evans tries for a takedown but El Parton sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Twista Evans. That's going to take a lot out of him.
El Parton fails with a takedown attempt.
Evans dives in and grabs El Parton's left leg, looking for a takedown. El Parton pushes down on Evans's head and hops out.

Evans fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging El Parton to the ground. Evans is now in El Parton's guard.
Evans lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Evans works over El Parton with some ground and pound from guard.
Evans cracks El Parton with a solid left hand.
Evans working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of El Parton's head.
El Parton trying to control the position.
Evans scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Evans's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
El Parton has momentary wrist control but Evans slips an elbow through the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Evans with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Evans connects with a couple of short punches.
Evans postures up.
Evans distracts El Parton with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Evans scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Evans content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Evans is in close to El Parton's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Evans is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that El Parton can do to turn this around?
Evans is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Evans landing with the ground and pound.

El Parton is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Evans is aware though and is defending well.
Evans passes into half guard.
El Parton is breathing heavily.
Evans looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Evans landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
El Parton taking some punishment here, with Evans in his half guard.
Evans scores with a couple of good hammerfists.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Evans is nestled in close to El Parton, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Evans lands with a punch from half guard.
Evans working over El Parton with some ground and pound. El Parton looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Evans lands a nice short elbow.
Evans working El Parton over with strikes.
Evans takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Evans working over El Parton with some ground and pound. El Parton looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Evans landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Evans lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

El Parton is rocked!
El Parton punching from the bottom.
Evans moves nicely into side control.
Evans is putting a hurting on El Parton here, landing some big shots from side control.
El Parton is still in real trouble! Can Evans finish him?
El Parton is looking for a sweep.
El Parton seems to have recovered his senses.
Evans working the ground and pound.
Twista Evans overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Evans in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and El Parton looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Evans turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Twista Evans!
A very excited looking Twista Evans made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Alberto El Parton was interviewed post fight and said 'I Know I Lost But It Doesn't Matter, Because I Get To Bang Paige You Stupid Perro '.