MMA Tycoon Game
Bookmarks Help!

KOFC 71 - Zahav vs Menger PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Slade Lassiter (ranked 3280 p4p, 373 weight class) and Dumb Dumb (ranked 4863 p4p, 520 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

186 cm
271 lbs
3 - 1 - 0
180 cm
235 lbs
4 - 1 - 0
Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin
Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank



Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 wins, 1 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Amsterdam, Slade Lassiter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 wins, 1 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Montreal, Dumb Dumb!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Daniel Franklin and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dumb pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dumb misses with a low kick.
Lassiter swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dumb throws a big shot that misses.
Dumb lands with a good body shot.
Dumb throws the left hand but Lassiter avoids the punch easily.
Lassiter tries a head kick but it misses.
Dumb lands a nice hook to Lassiter's body. Lassiter takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dumb thuds his shin into the meat of Lassiter's side.
Dumb works Lassiter's body with a nice hook.
Lassiter is breathing heavily.
Dumb dips to his left and cracks Lassiter with an uppercut!

It looks like Slade Lassiter has been cut.
Dumb Dumb seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dumb blocks a head kick by Lassiter.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dumb! But no joy.
Dumb looks to land a body kick but Lassiter moved away.
Dumb scores with a jab. Lassiter acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
We've been told by Lassiter's head coaches at Gym Beam that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dumb smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Dumb fakes the leg kick and cracks Lassiter in the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dumb misses with a takedown attempt - Lassiter sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Dumb misses with a body kick.
Lassiter swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.

Dumb scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Lassiter defending against the ground and pound.
Dumb throws a strike aimed at the side of Lassiter's head but Lassiter avoids it well.
Lassiter on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Lassiter tries to get out of the position.
Dumb creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dumb throws an elbow but Lassiter slips to the side and avoids it well.
Lassiter takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Dumb sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Lassiter is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Dumb landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dumb throws a strike aimed at the side of Lassiter's head but Lassiter avoids it well.
Dumb throwing strikes but Lassiter manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dumb sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Dumb tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Lassiter has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
Dumb really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Dumb is squirming around, avoiding Lassiter's attempts to control the action.
Dumb regains half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dumb gets full guard.
Dumb working a defensive guard here.
Dumb is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Dumb is working for a kimura but Lassiter is defending it quite comfortably.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Dumb thows a huge punch but Lassiter dodges it nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lassiter has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Dumb is working away from the top position though.
Lassiter knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dumb on the ground.

Dumb is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Ground and pound from Dumb.

Slade Lassiter's cut is getting worse.
Dumb is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Dumb thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Dumb missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Dumb not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Dumb has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Dumb is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Lassiter is in a horrible position here. Dumb smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dumb Dumb dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Slade Lassiter's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Dumb dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Slade Lassiter's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Slade Lassiter's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Dumb Dumb!
G S C G energy
A | B
A | B
A | B
A | B
What is MMA Tycoon?
Forgot Details
Contact Us
MMA Affiliate Program
MMA Forum
UFC Chat
MMA Newspaper
Buzz - Social Media
MMA Rankings
MMA T-Shirts
Managers online: 475
Total users: 25802


©MMA Tycoon  |  Fighting Games 
Bet MMA  |  Contact  |  Links  |  MMA Chat  
MMA Forum  |  Online (475)
Steam Gaming Group Google+ MMA Tycoon Twitter Facebook MMA Game MMA RSS feed - MMA Tycoon Game's Radio Podcast