PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Sean Harvey (ranked 1074 p4p, 156 weight class) and Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 1011 p4p, 145 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Harvey
vs
Jane Rottencrotch

186 cm
35
185 lbs
23 - 10 - 1

200 cm
31
200 lbs
17 - 10 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

FORCEE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Sean Harvey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, William Peck and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rottencrotch misses with a low kick.
Rottencrotch misses with a straight left.
Harvey misses with a looping left.
Rottencrotch uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Harvey has time to react.
Rottencrotch misses with a straight right.
Harvey moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rottencrotch. Harvey does a little dance to reset his feet.
Harvey throws a quick counter head kick but Rottencrotch was just out of range.
Rottencrotch tries to clinch there but Harvey circles away.
Rottencrotch lands a jab to the head.
Harvey chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Harvey goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Harvey ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
An attempted straight right counter from Harvey misses the target.
Harvey misses with a body shot.
Harvey scores with a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rottencrotch lands with a straight right. Harvey didn't see that one coming.
Harvey lands with an uppercut that bounces Rottencrotch off the cage and back into range.
Some bone on bone action there as Rottencrotch checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rottencrotch. Harvey does a little dance to reset his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Harvey. Rottencrotch does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harvey moves out of range as Rottencrotch strikes.
Rottencrotch throws a leg kick which misses Harvey's front leg but catches the back leg as Harvey tries to avoid it.
Harvey throws a lazy right hand but Rottencrotch sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Harvey misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Harvey throws a nice outside leg kick.
Rottencrotch tries to land a leg kick but Harvey saw it coming and moves away.
Rottencrotch walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Donk. Rottencrotch catches Harvey right on the button with a cross.
Harvey lands a leg kick that knocks Rottencrotch off balance momentarily.
Rottencrotch is looking to land body kicks.
A big right from Rottencrotch misses.
Rottencrotch gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Harvey.
A big right from Rottencrotch misses.
Rottencrotch swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Rottencrotch moves in looking to clinch but Harvey pushes him off.

Rottencrotch closes the distance and pushes Harvey back into the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Harvey lands a body punch.
Rottencrotch doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rottencrotch lands a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch prevents a body shot from Harvey.
Rottencrotch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Harvey lands a left hand.
Rottencrotch misses with a punch to the body.

Harvey breaks from the clinch.
Harvey misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Harvey stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Rottencrotch ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Harvey lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

Rottencrotch has taken the fight to the clinch.
Rottencrotch misses with some punches.
Harvey gets through Rottencrotch's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Harvey can't find room to land a body shot as Rottencrotch controls the action.
Rottencrotch lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Harvey or not.
Harvey blocks a body shot from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Harvey lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Rottencrotch.
Harvey throws a head punch that misses.
Rottencrotch misses with a short punch on the inside.
Harvey goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch misses with a body punch.
Harvey lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch misses with the head strike.
Harvey has a couple of punches blocked by Rottencrotch.
Harvey doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

Harvey pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Rottencrotch takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Rottencrotch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Harvey is looking to counter punch.
Rottencrotch cracks Harvey with a right hand to the side of the head.
Harvey cracks Rottencrotch with a right hand to the side of the head.
Rottencrotch throws a low kick but Harvey moves out of range easily.
Harvey jabs at Rottencrotch's body.
Harvey throws an overhand right that lands on Rottencrotch's shoulder, as Rottencrotch tries to avoid the shot.
Good leg kick by Harvey there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Rottencrotch has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Harvey finds it's way round the side to connect with Rottencrotch's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rottencrotch on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Harvey checks a leg kick nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch just misses with a punch to the body.
Rottencrotch walks into a left hand.
Harvey lands a front kick.
Rottencrotch misses with a low kick.
Harvey scores with a sloppy right hand. Rottencrotch should have avoided that one.
Rottencrotch takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Rottencrotch listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Harvey pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Harvey lands a lovely overhand right.
Rottencrotch gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Harvey.
Rottencrotch throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Harvey misses with a looping right.
Harvey throws an overhand right that lands on Rottencrotch's shoulder, as Rottencrotch tries to avoid the shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Harvey lands a nice leg kick that just misses Rottencrotch's sensitive parts.
Harvey throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Harvey lands a nice shot to the body.
Harvey is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Harvey tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Rottencrotch is able to avoid easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sean Harvey dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Harvey swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Harvey lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Rottencrotch looks to land a right hand but Harvey moved out of range.
Rottencrotch just misses with a punch to the body.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rottencrotch lands with a slapping head kick.
Rottencrotch throws a sloppy head kick and Harvey moves out of range easily.
Harvey throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Rottencrotch shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Harvey is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rottencrotch can do to turn this around?
A nice leg kick lands there from Harvey.
Rottencrotch connects with an inside leg kick.
Rottencrotch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Harvey lands with a kick to the temple. Rottencrotch shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Rottencrotch throws a looping overhand right but Harvey ducks down to avoid it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Harvey throws a head kick but Rottencrotch moves out of range.
Harvey takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Harvey misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Rottencrotch counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Rottencrotch in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Harvey lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Harvey moves into range and connects with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rottencrotch lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Harvey circles away quickly and effectively.
Harvey looks to land a right hand but Rottencrotch moved out of range.
Rottencrotch takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Harvey fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Rottencrotch on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Harvey, right into the meat.
Harvey connects with an inside leg kick.
Harvey lets loose with a powerful body kick. Rottencrotch will feel that in the morning.
Harvey uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Rottencrotch has time to react.
Harvey looks to score with a jab to the body but Rottencrotch is just out of range.
Rottencrotch is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Harvey with a body shot.
Rottencrotch plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Harvey takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Rottencrotch's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Harvey misses with a straight right.
Sean Harvey is winning the standup battle so far.
Rottencrotch tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Harvey was well out of range. Poor timing from Rottencrotch.
Harvey lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Harvey throws a shot from downtown. Rottencrotch moves away and avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Harvey checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Rottencrotch takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Harvey throws a jab but it's blocked by Rottencrotch.
A head kick misses from Harvey.
Rottencrotch chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Harvey can pounce on him.
Harvey throws a wild body kick that Rottencrotch sees coming a mile off.
Rottencrotch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Harvey ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A chopping leg kick lands by Harvey.
Rottencrotch moves out of range of the body kick.
Harvey slips under a jab.
Rottencrotch tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
It looked like Harvey was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Rottencrotch.
Harvey tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rottencrotch was well out of range. Poor timing from Harvey.
A good leg kick by Harvey.
Rottencrotch avoids the body shot from Harvey.
Rottencrotch tries to clinch up but Harvey circles away and keeps his distance.
Harvey tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Harvey on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Rottencrotch. Rottencrotch obviously looking to wear him down.
Harvey tries a head kick but it misses.
Rottencrotch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Rottencrotch checks a leg kick.
Harvey throws a nice inside leg kick.
Rottencrotch misses with a straight left.
Harvey needs to keep his hands up - Rottencrotch had a free shot at his head there.
Harvey lands with a hook. Rottencrotch tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Harvey displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rottencrotch throws out the jab.
Rottencrotch fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Harvey avoids the head kick by Rottencrotch.
A head kick by Rottencrotch misses
and Harvey makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Nice jab there from Harvey.
Rottencrotch changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rottencrotch misses with a straight left.
Harvey scores with a hook to the body. Rottencrotch takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch scores with a hook to the body. Harvey takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Rottencrotch on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Harvey displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rottencrotch throws out the jab.
Harvey quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Harvey ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Rottencrotch keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Harvey jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Rottencrotch slips a jab from Harvey.
Rottencrotch looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rottencrotch lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Harvey slips a jab from Rottencrotch.
Harvey appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Harvey throws out a loose jab but Rottencrotch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Harvey throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Harvey looks to score with a jab to the body but Rottencrotch is just out of range.
Rottencrotch connects with an inside leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rottencrotch tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Harvey manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Some wild striking there from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Harvey connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Rottencrotch scrambles back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sean Harvey dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!

The fighters circling - Rottencrotch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Harvey stuns Rottencrotch with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A swing and a miss from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch throws out a leg kick but Harvey moves out of range and Rottencrotch only half commits.
Rottencrotch on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Rottencrotch takes one to the chin there.
Harvey jabs at Rottencrotch's body.
Rottencrotch looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Harvey is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Rottencrotch on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Harvey. Harvey obviously looking to wear him down.
Rottencrotch swings widly with a right hand
and Harvey counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Harvey throws a shot from downtown. Rottencrotch moves away and avoids it.
A swing and a miss from Harvey.
A combination from Rottencrotch does no damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rottencrotch takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Rottencrotch looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Harvey cracks Rottencrotch with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Rottencrotch has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rottencrotch connects with a leg kick. Harvey looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch throws the kick towards the body but Harvey avoids it.
Rottencrotch throws a body shot but no joy.
Nice defenses there by Harvey.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook. Harvey ducked under it nicely.
Harvey fires out a quick counter leg kick but Rottencrotch just manages to avoid it.
Rottencrotch throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
It looked like Harvey was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Harvey throws a nice head kick!
Nice body punch from Harvey.
Rottencrotch throws a nice inside leg kick.
Rottencrotch looks to score with a jab to the body but Harvey is just out of range.
Harvey slips a jab from Rottencrotch.
That kick from Harvey tenderised Rottencrotch's leg. Rottencrotch is trying to keep his angry face on.
Harvey slips under a jab.
Rottencrotch misses with a shot to the body
enabling Harvey to counter with a crisp jab.

Rottencrotch is rocked!
Harvey connects with a combination that backs up Rottencrotch into the cage. Harvey lands a flurry of punches that gets past Rottencrotch's guard. Rottencrotch is down and the referee has seen enough. It is all over! Harvey bursts into tears - this win obviously means a huge amount to him.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sean Harvey!
A very excited looking Sean Harvey rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.