PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Buzz Bixby (ranked 813 p4p, 121 weight class) and Crenflow Dolla (ranked 721 p4p, 106 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Buzz Bixby has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Buzz Bixby seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Bixby
vs
Dolla

188 cm
29
215 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

186 cm
27
220 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 180$)
Aspire Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Buzz Bixby!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crenflow Dolla!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Atkins and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bixby swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dolla lands a really nice looking cross but Bixby seems unphased.
Dolla scores with a body shot.
Dolla scores with a jab to the head.
Bixby ducks under a wild hook from Dolla.
Bixby drops down looking for a counter takedown but Dolla sprawls and moves away.
Dolla throws a good cross that connects.
Bixby has been working on his balance at Gym Beam, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Dolla.
Dolla looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dolla waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bixby.
Bixby scores with a nice right hand.
Dolla lands a head kick!
The fighters circle momentarily. Dolla darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bixby scores with a jab. Dolla acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Dolla keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dolla jabs Bixby right on the nose. Bixby blinks but takes it well.
Bixby misses with an uppercut.
Dolla stuffs the takedown attempt from Bixby. Bixby gets slowly back to his feet.
Dolla throws a body punch but Bixby moves out of range.
Bixby misses with a body shot.
Crenflow Dolla seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dolla throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bixby drops down looking for a counter takedown but Dolla sprawls and moves away.
Dolla scores with a punch to the head.
Dolla throws a low kick but Bixby avoids it.
Dolla throws a lazy right hand but Bixby sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bixby tries to counter with a takedown but Dolla is quick to defend against it.
Bixby misses with a hook. Dolla ducked under it nicely.
Dolla throws a head kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bixby connects with a looping right hand.
Dolla looks to land a combination but Bixby avoids it well.
Bixby throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bixby shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Buzz Bixby. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dolla scores with a jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bixby on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Bixby misses with an uppercut.
Crenflow Dolla is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dolla cracks the inside of Bixby's front leg.
Dolla lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Dolla misses with a straight left.
Bixby ducks under a wild hook from Dolla.
Dolla throws a looping overhand right but Bixby ducks down to avoid it.
Bixby attempts a counter takedown but Dolla avoids it well and moves away.
Dolla connects with a single shot there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dolla misses with a hook. Bixby ducked under it nicely.
Dolla misses with a hook.
Bixby attempts a counter takedown but Dolla avoids it well and moves away.
Nice straight punches there by Bixby. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Bixby.
Bixby dodges the punch combination from Dolla.
Bixby misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dolla.
A combination from Bixby does no damage.
Dolla scores with a nice right hand.
Bixby lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Dolla has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Dolla ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bixby misses with a wild body shot.
Dolla is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Bixby had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Dolla throws a front kick that sends Bixby stumbling back into the cage.
Dolla bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Nice body kick from Dolla.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dolla paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Dolla is looking to score with low kicks.
Bixby drops down looking for a counter takedown but Dolla sprawls and moves away.
An inside leg kick lands from Dolla.
Dolla lands a glancing blow to the side of Bixby's head.
Bixby ducks under a wild hook from Dolla.
Dolla scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Bixby misses with a looping right.
Dolla thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dolla throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A big right from Dolla misses.
Dolla throws a right hand that misses

and Bixby counters with a shoot takedown. Dolla fights it but they end up in guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bixby won't allow Dolla to get back to his feet.
Bixby wants to control from the top but Dolla keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crenflow Dolla dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Bixby throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dolla has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dolla walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Dolla throws a head kick but Bixby moves out of range.
Bixby half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Dolla shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

It looks like Crenflow Dolla has been cut.
Dolla connects with the punch.
Dolla throws a right hand that misses

and Bixby counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Bixby.
Bixby is standing up over Dolla. Dolla looks to escape but Bixby dives into side control.

Bixby tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Bixby has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Dolla throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bixby's jab looks to have found its range, popping Dolla under the eye.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dolla misses with a hook. Bixby ducked under it nicely.
Dolla looks to throw the jab but Bixby is out of range.
Bixby moves out of range as Dolla strikes.
Dolla thuds a left hand into Bixby's body.
Dolla throws a lazy head kick

and Bixby counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Bixby.
Bixby throws a big right hand that misses.
Dolla wants to get back to his feet but Bixby is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Bixby postures up in Dolla's guard and throws a big left but Dolla blocks it.
Dolla is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Bixby trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dolla is looking to stand up but Bixby isn't so interested in that idea.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Bixby on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Bixby misses with a wild body shot.
Bixby connects with a jab.

Bixby looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bixby looking to pass the guard.

Dolla pushes Bixby off and scrambles back to his feet.
Dolla slips a jab from Bixby.
And Dolla responds with a good body kick, but Bixby manages to step out the way in time.
A slow jab from Dolla misses its intended target.
Bixby appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Dolla rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Bixby counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Bixby is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Dolla avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Bixby.
Bixby thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Dolla is not content to let Bixby control the position.

Dolla makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Bixby on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dolla. Dolla obviously looking to wear him down.
Bixby walks into a stiff left hand from Dolla.
A low kick from Dolla misses

and Bixby counters with a shoot takedown. Dolla fights it but they end up in guard.

Dolla is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Bixby presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dolla throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bixbys head.
Bixby tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Dolla just stands there and leans against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bixby lands a body shot.
Bixby lands with a left to the head.
Bixby tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dolla's elbow.
Bixby blocking some punches.
Bixby lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Dolla breaks from the clinch.
Bixby ducks under a wild hook from Dolla.
Bixby throws a lazy right hand but Dolla sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dolla pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dolla throws the left hand but Bixby avoids the punch easily.
Bixby appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Bixby throws a combination that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bixby slips under a jab.
Dolla throws a body punch but Bixby moves out of range.
Good exchange - Dolla coming out on top.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Crenflow Dolla will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Crenflow Dolla's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Bixby slips under a jab from Dolla.
Bixby lands a lovely overhand right.
Bixby slips under a jab.
Bixby misses with a straight right.
Dolla throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bixby stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dolla drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Dolla misses with a looping left.
Dolla is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bixby.
Dolla misses with a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dolla avoids the body shot from Bixby.
Dolla looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dolla pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dolla misses with a body shot.
A low kick from Dolla is predictable there

and Bixby counters with a nice double leg into guard.

Dolla has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Bixby has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bixby working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Dolla is rocked!
Bixby creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Dolla with a big uppercut! Dolla tries to clinch up but Bixby pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Dolla to the mat! Dolla covers up and Bixby unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Buzz Bixby!
Buzz Bixby decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Crenflow Dolla spoke after the fight, saying 'You can't handle the power of the holy spirit. I just didn't get enough sleep last night. Next time you die from the power of JE$U$.'.