PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derp Wyatt (ranked 1844 p4p, 225 weight class) and Johnny Cage (ranked 1151 p4p, 131 weight class). Wyatt comes to the cage accompanied by Tones on Tail - Go!. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Wyatt
vs
Cage

200 cm
29
280 lbs
20 - 16 - 0

190 cm
34
270 lbs
24 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 16 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derp Wyatt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johnny Cage!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Jorge Garcia and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wyatt misses with a looping right.
Wyatt throws a lazy uppercut
and Cage counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Wyatt has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Got Your 6 in the buildup to the fight.
Wyatt throws a leg kick but Cage moved away.
Wyatt jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Cage moves out of range of the strikes.
Wyatt misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Cage to counter with a crisp jab.
Cage throws a big shot that misses.
Cage tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Wyatt is able to avoid easily.
Wyatt misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A nice side step and Cage releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Wyatt throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Cage will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Wyatt appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Cage misses with a wild body shot.
Wyatt throws a half hearted mid kick.
Cage swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Cage checks the leg kick.
Cage appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Wyatt tries to move into range but Cage moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Cage darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

It looks like Derp Wyatt has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cage walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Wyatt checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Cage fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Wyatt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wyatt looks for the body kick but Cage saw that one coming.
A nice side step and Cage releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Wyatt tries to land a body kick
and Cage counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Cage slips under a jab from Wyatt.
A nice side step and Cage releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Cage ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wyatt misses with a body shot.
Wyatt throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Wyatt wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Wyatt throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Cage only half commits to the counter leg kick.
The fighters circling - Cage throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wyatt checks a low kick from Cage.
Wyatt looks for the body kick but Cage saw that one coming.
Wyatt throws a lazy body kick
enabling Cage to counter with a crisp jab.
A cross from Cage lands.
A clash of legs there as Cage blocks the low kick.
Nice straight punches there by Cage. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Cage.
Wyatt scores with the left hand. Cage knows he should have avoided that one.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A punch combination from Wyatt misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cage cracks Wyatt with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Wyatt falls to his knees and Cage doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Johnny Cage!
A relieved looking Johnny Cage thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Derp Wyatt had this to say: 'am sorry yall!!!'.