PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Comeon Hitme (ranked 7026 p4p, 721 weight class) and Alberto El Parton (ranked 24535 p4p, 840 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Hitme might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Face Fisted - Dethklok. El Parton is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Licensed Tequila. Alberto El Parton is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Hitme
vs
El Parton

194 cm
21
215 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

196 cm
26
216 lbs
5 - 9 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Comeon Hitme!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 9 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Alberto El Parton!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Santiago Holmes and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Hitme closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Hitme lands in his opponent's guard.
Hitme trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hitme working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
El Parton avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Hitme throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
El Parton trying to control the position.
El Parton preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Hitme content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.

It looks like Alberto El Parton has been cut.
Hitme throws a big elbow that misses.
El Parton preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Hitme is looking to work some ground and pound but El Parton has wrist control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
El Parton keeping full guard, as Hitme tries to pass.
Hitme postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Hitme working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Hitme sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed El Parton's guard.
Hitme not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Hitme wants to work for an arm triangle but El Parton is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
El Parton trying to hold on to Hitme's head to control him but Hitme postures up.
Hitme looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks El Parton with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Hitme drops an elbow to the side of El Parton's head.
Hitme takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Nice strikes from Hitme there.
Hitme throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Hitme not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Hitme missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
El Parton is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Hitme scores with a couple of nice shots.
Hitme sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. El Parton defending well though.
Hitme lands with a punch from half guard.
Hitme wants to pass to mount but El Parton is defending the position.
Hitme seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

That has opened up Alberto El Parton's cut even more.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitme wants to pass the guard but El Parton is defending well.
El Parton wants to get back to full guard.
Hitme thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed El Parton's head.
Hitme throwing shots but El Parton is blocking nicely.
El Parton on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Hitme sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. El Parton defending well though.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Hitme connects with a nice short shot to El Parton's temple.
We've been hearing that Hitme has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Hitme missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
El Parton keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Hitme wants to pass to mount but El Parton is defending the position.
Hitme thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed El Parton's head.
Hitme sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. El Parton defending well though.
Hitme lands strikes from half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
El Parton avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hitme.
El Parton avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hitme.
El Parton wants to control but Hitme is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Hitme thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed El Parton's head.
El Parton avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hitme.
El Parton is trying to control but can't.
El Parton wants to get back to his feet.
Hitme landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
El Parton has hold of Hitme's hands but Hitme slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Hitme lands a nice short elbow.
El Parton tries to kick Hitme off but Hitme keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Hitme not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Hitme throws a strike but El Parton avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
El Parton has momentary wrist control but Hitme slips an elbow through the middle.

The cut above Alberto El Parton's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hitme with a nice head shot there.

Alberto El Parton's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Alberto El Parton's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Comeon Hitme!
A victorious Comeon Hitme thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
The defeated Alberto El Parton had this to say: 'I Know I Lost But It Doesn't Matter, Because I Get To Bang Paige You Stupid Perro '.