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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Floyd Patterson (ranked 2465 p4p, 290 weight class) and Patrick Bateman (ranked 2448 p4p, 287 weight class). Patterson's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Llama In My Living Room. Bateman has chosen Huey Lewis and The News - Hip To Be Square as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Patrick Bateman was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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278 lbs
25 - 15 - 0 |
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203 cm
44
274 lbs
45 - 25 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
25 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Floyd Patterson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
45 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Patrick Bateman!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Trevor Gratis and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bateman throws a hook but Patterson avoids it easily.
Bateman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Patterson went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Patterson has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Spar Bros in the buildup to the fight.
Bateman digs a good hook to Patterson's body.
Patterson blocks a jab.
Patterson is looking for a counter combo.
Bateman misses with the body kick
and Patterson counters with a two punch combo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bateman throws an off balance right hand
and Patterson counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
A telegraphed right hand from Bateman misses the target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A big right from Bateman misses.
It looked like Patterson was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Patterson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bateman throws out the jab.
Bateman misses with a straight right.
Bateman throws a poor cross that misses
and Patterson counters with a two punch combo.
Bateman throws a front kick aimed at Patterson's knee but Patterson avoids it well.
Bateman throws a lazy uppercut
and Patterson counters with a two punch combo.
Patterson gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bateman.
It looks like Floyd Patterson has been cut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Bateman misses the target.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Bateman wants to land a leg kick but Patterson is out of range.
Bateman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Patterson defending well as Bateman loads up on a big left hand.
Patterson went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Bateman swings widly with a right hand
and Patterson counters with a left and a right that stings Bateman.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bateman attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Patterson appears to be looking for a big counter.
Bateman scores with a sloppy right hand. Patterson should have avoided that one.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bateman. That's going to slow Patterson down.
Bateman throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Patterson counters with a two punch combo.
Bateman throws the left hand but Patterson avoids the punch easily.
Patterson throws a big counter combination but Bateman scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Bateman throws an overhand right that lands on Patterson's shoulder, as Patterson tries to avoid the shot.
Patrick Bateman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bateman throws a poor cross that misses
and Patterson counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bateman misses with a body shot
and Patterson counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bateman swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Patterson.
Bateman throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Patterson counters with a three punch combo that has Bateman backing up. Bateman nods at Patterson to acknowledge the strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bateman misses with a left hand
and Patterson counters with a series of strikes. Bateman will be more careful next time no doubt.
Bateman throws an off balance right hand
and Patterson counters with a series of strikes. Bateman will be more careful next time no doubt.
A low kick from Bateman misses
and Patterson counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bateman misses with a right hand
and Patterson counters with a two punch combo.
Bateman throws a leg kick
and Patterson counters with a left and a right that stings Bateman.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Floyd Patterson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Floyd Patterson's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Bateman misses with an uppercut
and Patterson counters with a two punch combo.
Bateman throws a leg kick
and Patterson counters with a two punch combo.
Bateman lands a jab to Patterson's midsection.
Bateman misses with a hook
and Patterson counters with a three punch combo that has Bateman backing up. Bateman nods at Patterson to acknowledge the strikes.
Bateman swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Patterson counters with a one-two to the body.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Bateman might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Patterson has got the better of the exchanges.
Bateman throws a poor cross that misses
and Patterson counters with a one-two to the body.
Floyd Patterson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bateman throws a body kick that misses
and Patterson counters with a series of strikes. Bateman will be more careful next time no doubt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman swings widly with a right hand
and Patterson counters with a two punch combo.
Bateman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Patterson manages to avoid it.
Patterson throws a big counter combination but Bateman scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Patrick Bateman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bateman throws an off balance right hand
and Patterson counters with a one-two to the body.
Bateman misses with a body shot
and Patterson counters with a three punch combo that has Bateman backing up. Bateman nods at Patterson to acknowledge the strikes.
Bateman cracks Patterson with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Patterson gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Floyd Patterson is winning the standup battle so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bateman getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bateman misses with a left hand
and Patterson counters with a series of strikes. Bateman will be more careful next time no doubt.
A shot to the body from Bateman misses
and Patterson counters with a left and a right that stings Bateman.
Bateman swings away with a body shot that misses
and Patterson counters with a two punch combo.
Bateman misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Patterson counters with a three punch combo that has Bateman backing up. Bateman nods at Patterson to acknowledge the strikes.
Bateman swings away with a body shot that misses
and Patterson counters with a two punch combo.
Patterson is working the combinations to good effect here.
Bateman rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Patterson counters with a three punch combo that has Bateman backing up. Bateman nods at Patterson to acknowledge the strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bateman misses with a hook
and Patterson counters with a left and a right that stings Bateman.
Bateman misses with a right hand
and Patterson counters with a left and a right that stings Bateman.
Bateman misses with a right hand
and Patterson counters with a two punch combo.
Bateman throws a predictable looking body shot
and Patterson counters with a one-two to the body.
Patterson has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Bateman.
Bateman throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Patterson counters with a three punch combo that has Bateman backing up. Bateman nods at Patterson to acknowledge the strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bateman misses with a left hand
and Patterson counters with a three punch combo that has Bateman backing up. Bateman nods at Patterson to acknowledge the strikes.
Bateman throws a poor cross that misses
and Patterson counters with a three punch combo that has Bateman backing up. Bateman nods at Patterson to acknowledge the strikes.
Bateman throws a poor cross that misses
and Patterson counters with a series of strikes. Bateman will be more careful next time no doubt.
Bateman throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Patterson counters with a two punch combo.
Bateman throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Patterson on the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bateman throws a poor cross that misses
and Patterson counters with a series of strikes. Bateman will be more careful next time no doubt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Floyd Patterson dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Floyd Patterson's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Bateman throws a sloppy head kick
and Patterson counters with a two punch combo.
Bateman throws a lazy head kick
and Patterson counters with a one-two to the body.
Bateman throws a body kick that misses
and Patterson counters with a three punch combo that has Bateman backing up. Bateman nods at Patterson to acknowledge the strikes.
Bateman throws a sloppy head kick
and Patterson counters with a three punch combo that has Bateman backing up. Bateman nods at Patterson to acknowledge the strikes.
Bateman tries to land a body kick
and Patterson counters with a three punch combo that has Bateman backing up. Bateman nods at Patterson to acknowledge the strikes.
Patterson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bateman can do to turn this around?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bateman misses with a leg kick
and Patterson counters with a three punch combo that has Bateman backing up. Bateman nods at Patterson to acknowledge the strikes.
Bateman throws a shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
It looked like Patterson was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Bateman rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Patterson counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bateman ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bateman connects with a good right hand that stumbles Patterson. Patterson circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Bateman cracks a nice hook into Patterson's ribs.
Patterson staying out of range there.
Patrick Bateman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bateman misses with a hook
and Patterson counters with a left and a right that stings Bateman.
Bateman misses with an attempted mid kick.
Patterson went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Bateman throws a lazy uppercut
and Patterson counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bateman connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Patterson drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Bateman swings away with a body shot that misses
and Patterson counters with a three punch combo that has Bateman backing up. Bateman nods at Patterson to acknowledge the strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patterson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bateman. Bateman obviously looking to wear him down.
Bateman throws a lazy head kick
and Patterson counters with a one-two to the body.
Bateman throws an off balance right hand
and Patterson counters with a series of strikes. Bateman will be more careful next time no doubt.
Bateman throws an off balance right hand
and Patterson counters with a left and a right that stings Bateman.
Bateman throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Patterson counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bateman throws a head kick that misses
and Patterson counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bateman throws a sloppy head kick
and Patterson counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bateman throws a leg kick
and Patterson counters with a two punch combo.
Bateman throws an off balance right hand
and Patterson counters with a one-two to the body.
Bateman throws a leg kick
and Patterson counters with a left and a right that stings Bateman.
Both fighters circling a little - Bateman finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bateman throws a head kick that misses
and Patterson counters with a three punch combo that has Bateman backing up. Bateman nods at Patterson to acknowledge the strikes.
And that's the end of the fight!
Floyd Patterson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Patterson has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 30:27
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Floyd Patterson!
A relieved looking Floyd Patterson thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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