PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Constantine Kermit (ranked 283 p4p, 42 weight class) and Mike Tyson (ranked 385 p4p, 55 weight class). Tyson is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Mary had a little lamb. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Kermit
vs
Tyson

192 cm
32
220 lbs
21 - 11 - 1

184 cm
40
226 lbs
50 - 28 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 11 - 1, fighting out of New York, Constantine Kermit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 50 - 28 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Mike Tyson!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Ian Loll and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kermit thows a leg kick but Tyson checks it
and Tyson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A big left from Kermit misses.
Tyson now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
A left lands for Kermit.
Kermit on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Tyson. Tyson obviously looking to wear him down.
Kermit slips under a jab.
Kermit looks to score with a jab to the body but Tyson is just out of range.
A nice side step and Tyson releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Kermit throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Good shot there by Tyson.

It looks like Constantine Kermit has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tyson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kermit moves away.
Tyson with a nice cross.
Kermit throws a nice outside leg kick.
Tyson on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kermit misses with a hook to the body
and Tyson counters with a straight right hand.
Tyson misses with an uppercut. Kermit saw that one coming.
Kermit missing with a left hand there. Tyson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The fighters circling - Kermit throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Tyson only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Tyson takes one to the chin there.
Tyson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Kermit counters with an inside leg kick.
Tyson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kermit takes a swing at Tyson's ribcage but misses.
We've been told by Kermit's head coaches at The Studio that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Tyson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kermit lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tyson swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Kermit counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Tyson is rocked!
Tyson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kermit moves away.
Tyson is still on wobbly legs! Can Kermit finish him?
Nice defenses there by Tyson.
Tyson doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Tyson seems to have recovered his senses.
Kermit tries to land a front kick but Tyson steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kermit throws a predictable looking body shot
and Tyson makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Kermit tries to land a body kick

and Tyson counters with a nice right hand that sends Kermit toppling to the canvas! Kermit scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Tyson finish him?!
Kermit just misses with a punch to the body.
Tyson throws a body punch but Kermit moves out of range.
Kermit misses with a wild body shot.
A lazy left from Kermit finds it's target.
Tyson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kermit keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kermit waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tyson.
Kermit connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Tyson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kermit tries to land a front kick but Tyson steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Tyson misses with a straight right.
Kermit misses with a looping right.
Tyson moves into range and connects with a jab.
Constantine Kermit seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Tyson lands a big right hand that sends Kermit crashing to the mat! Tyson stays standing though and waves Kermit back to his feet!

Kermit is rocked!

Constantine Kermit's cut is getting worse.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tyson throws an overhand right that lands on Kermit's shoulder, as Kermit tries to avoid the shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tyson throws a body shot but no joy.

Kermit feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Tyson sprawling to the canvas! Tyson rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Kermit finish him?!
Tyson avoids the body shot from Kermit.
Tyson flicks out a counter leg kick but Kermit steps away.
Kermit misses with a hook
and Kermit takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kermit waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tyson.
Kermit looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Tyson moves out of range as Kermit strikes.
Tyson ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nice jab there from Kermit.
Kermit staying out of range there.
Tyson misses with a kick to the body
and Kermit counters with a huge left! Tyson is in big trouble! He's backing up but Kermit isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Tyson from any more damage. A dominating finish by Kermit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Constantine Kermit!
A relieved looking Constantine Kermit thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.