PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Bane Dorrance (ranked 3041 p4p, 357 weight class) and Derp Wyatt (ranked 977 p4p, 116 weight class). Wyatt has chosen Tones on Tail - Go! as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dorrance
vs
Wyatt

196 cm
28
250 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

200 cm
29
280 lbs
20 - 14 - 0

Dangerous knees
Granite chin

World class boxer
Granite chin

Dauntless

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bane Dorrance!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derp Wyatt!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Eddie Farnsworth and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wyatt misses with a wild body shot.
Wyatt throws a good cross that connects.
Wyatt goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Nice defenses there by Dorrance.
Wyatt moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Dorrance throws a body punch but Wyatt moves out of range.
Dorrance has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Nice shot by Wyatt.
Dorrance takes one on the button.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
No joy there for Dorrance, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Wyatt looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dorrance throws a big counter combination but Wyatt scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Dorrance with a nice cross.
Wyatt misses with a straight right.
Wyatt throws a half hearted mid kick.
It appears Dorrance was looking to counter with a kick there.
Dorrance scoring well with a low kick there.
Dorrance throws a push kick but Wyatt slaps the foot to one side.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dorrance pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wyatt scores with a kick to the midsection.
Wyatt misses the jab.
Dorrance throws a body kick that misses.
Wyatt thuds a left hand into Dorrance's body.
Dorrance scores with a shot to the body.
Nice body kick from Dorrance.
Dorrance throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Wyatt paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Dorrance misses with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wyatt throws a half hearted mid kick.
Nice defenses there by Dorrance.
Dorrance scores with a one two! Wyatt had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Dorrance moves out of range of the leg kick from Wyatt.
Wyatt lands a jab to the nose.
Dorrance works over Wyatt's head and body with a nice combination.
Wyatt throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dorrance fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dorrance darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Wyatt blocks the body kick.
Wyatt misses with a few strikes there.
Dorrance throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Wyatt throws out a counter right but Dorrance avoids it with no problem.
Wyatt has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dorrance on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Wyatt scores with the left hand. Dorrance knows he should have avoided that one.
Wyatt lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Dorrance backs up against the ropes.
Wyatt misses with a hook. Dorrance ducked under it nicely.
Dorrance throws a combination. Wyatt tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Dorrance fails to land with a series of punches.
Dorrance misses with a two punch combination.
Dorrance scores with a jab to the jaw.
Dorrance tries to bum rush Wyatt with a series of wild strikes but Wyatt uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Wyatt lands a two punch combo.

It looks like Bane Dorrance has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dorrance.
Dorrance avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dorrance lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That kick from Wyatt tenderised Dorrance's leg. Dorrance is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dorrance bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Dorrance throws a leg kick that misses.
Wyatt misses with a looping left.
Dorrance was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Good work by Dorrance as he checks the leg kick.
Dorrance misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dorrance keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jab, jab by Wyatt - just one landing.
Wyatt lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Dorrance throws a body shot but no joy.
Wyatt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wyatt thinks about the counter body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dorrance misses with a two punch combination.
Dorrance missing with a left hand there. Wyatt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wyatt takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Dorrance walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Wyatt checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Wyatt cracks a nice hook into Dorrance's ribs.
Wyatt pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Dorrance back to the ropes. Wyatt follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Derp Wyatt will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Bane Dorrance's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

Dorrance just misses with a punch to the body.
Dorrance defending well as Wyatt loads up on a big left hand.
Dorrance thinks about countering with a body kick.
Dorrance uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wyatt.
Wyatt bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wyatt throws a hook but Dorrance blocks it.
Wyatt moves out of range as Dorrance throws a body kick.
Wyatt throws a jab but it's blocked by Dorrance.
Dorrance throws a hook but Wyatt blocks it.
Wyatt misses with a two punch combination.
Wyatt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wyatt comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Wyatt misses with a body kick.
Dorrance throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dorrance throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nice jab there from Dorrance.
Dorrance lands with a hook. Wyatt tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Dorrance fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dorrance is looking to chop away at Wyatt's legs.
Wyatt lands a jab to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dorrance misses with a wild combination.
Dorrance lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Bane Dorrance is winning the standup battle so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An inside leg kick from Wyatt misses.
Bane Dorrance is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wyatt is looking to chop away at Dorrance's legs.
Dorrance has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Dorrance there as he acknowledges the shot.
Sloppy strikes from Wyatt. Those never looked like landing.
Dorrance throws a hook but Wyatt avoids it easily.
Dorrance drops his hands momentarily and Wyatt takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Dorrance misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wyatt.
Wyatt missing with a left hand there. Dorrance was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wyatt lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Wyatt swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Wyatt throws a good cross that connects.
Dorrance avoids a kick to the body.
Dorrance keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dorrance throws a looping overhand right but Wyatt ducks down to avoid it.
Wyatt loads up on a big right hand but Dorrance slips the punch.
Wyatt throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dorrance sees it coming and avoids it easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dorrance throws a push kick but Wyatt slaps the foot to one side.
And Wyatt responds with a good body kick, but Dorrance manages to step out the way in time.
Dorrance throws a solid leg kick but Wyatt takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Dorrance.
Dorrance throws a series of punches but Wyatt moves out of range.
Some bone on bone action there as Wyatt checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Wyatt looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Wyatt connects with a crisp jab.
Dorrance lands a head shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A right-left combo lands from Dorrance.
Dorrance uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wyatt.
Wyatt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dorrance.
Dorrance throws a leg kick but Wyatt sees it coming and moves out of range.
Wyatt tries to land a front kick but Dorrance steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dorrance swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wyatt is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Wyatt throws a wild body kick that Dorrance sees coming a mile off.
Wyatt connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Dorrance's hands.
Dorrance moves out of range of the leg kick from Wyatt.
Dorrance swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A clash of legs there as Wyatt blocks the low kick.
Dorrance misses with a two punch combination.
Dorrance jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Wyatt with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Wyatt lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A telegraphed right hand from Dorrance misses the target.
Wyatt misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wyatt walks into a left hand.
Dorrance lands a nice looking body shot.
Wyatt stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dorrance tries to score with a low kick but Wyatt moves his leg out of the way.
Dorrance throws a right and a left that Wyatt avoids nicely.
A left and a right from Wyatt both land. Nice combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Derp Wyatt will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Bane Dorrance's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Dorrance connects with a single shot there.
Bane Dorrance has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dorrance scores with a push kick.
Wyatt connects with a single shot there.
Derp Wyatt is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Dorrance scores with a body shot.
Dorrance takes a jab right on the kisser.
Dorrance pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dorrance finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Dorrance walks into a straight right hand from Wyatt.
Dorrance goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Wyatt has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Wyatt there as he acknowledges the shot.
Dorrance throws a leg kick but Wyatt moved away.
Dorrance throws a hook to the side of Wyatt's head but Wyatt sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dorrance takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Dorrance on the wrong end of a nice hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wyatt lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Dorrance looks to score with a jab to the body but Wyatt is just out of range.
Dorrance shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Dorrance throws a hook to the side of Wyatt's head but Wyatt sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nice shot lands for Dorrance.
Dorrance throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Wyatt connects with the punch.
Dorrance looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Dorrance throws a leg kick but Wyatt sees it coming and checks it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wyatt scores with a hook.
Wyatt walks straight into devastating uppercut and drops to the floor, clearly wobbled! Can he beat the count? 4,5,6,7... he's up! And he's down again! The ref steps in and calls an end to the fight! What a punch that was!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Bane Dorrance!
Derp Wyatt was interviewed post fight and said 'am sorry yall!!!'.