PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hairy Scrotum (ranked 728 p4p, 119 weight class) and Dennis Dillon (ranked 1597 p4p, 238 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Scrotum
vs
Dillon

185 cm
21
177 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

182 cm
19
182 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Vikai Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hairy Scrotum!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dennis Dillon!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Marco Blurström and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Scrotum with a jab.
Scrotum throws a big shot that misses.
Dillon with the counter takedown but Scrotum avoids it easily.
Dillon misses with a combination

and Scrotum counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Scrotum lands a right hand.
Dillon misses with a hook to the ribs.
Scrotum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Scrotum lands with a left to the head.
Scrotum lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dillon backwards.
Dillon tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Scrotum is defending well against a takedown attempt.

Dillon gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dillon thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Scrotum's head.

Dillon seems to be working for a kimura but Scrotum defends the submission attempt.
Dillon has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Dillon throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Scrotum to regain full guard.
Dillon postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

Dillon drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Scrotum dives on top into guard.

Scrotum showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Scrotum preventing the sweep.
Scrotum's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Dillon bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Scrotum's guard.

The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dillon loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Dillon throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Dillon content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Dillon throwing strikes but missing.
Dillon throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Dillon throwing strikes from guard but Scrotum blocks nicely.
Dillon throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Scrotum works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Dillon lands a couple of decent looking shots.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dillon throwing strikes from guard but Scrotum blocks nicely.
Dillon throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Scrotum works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Dillon throws a big elbow that misses.
Scrotum utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Scrotum wants to stand up but Dillon is controlling him.
Dillon is looking to work some ground and pound but Scrotum has wrist control.
Scrotum looking to control.
Dillon throws a big right hand that misses.
Scrotum seems keen to control Dillon's posture.
Scrotum bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Dillon's guard.

Dillon throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Scrotum controls from within his opponent's guard.
Scrotum has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Dillon has his foot on Scrotum's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Scrotum works his way back into a safe position though.
Dillon looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Scrotum sitting in guard, not really doing much.

Dillon is looking for a triangle but Scrotum pushes his legs off easily.
Dillon being controlled here, momentarily.

Dillon escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Scrotum gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Scrotum controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

Dillon is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

Dillon has an active guard here but Scrotum has managed to pass into half guard.
Dillon is looking for a sweep. Scrotum is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Scrotum missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Scrotum content to control rather than advance.
Scrotum passes to full mount!
Scrotum looking to control and managing it successfully.
Scrotum trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Dillon regains half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Hairy Scrotum will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Dillon misses with a two punch combination.
Scrotum throws a hook but Dillon avoids it easily.
Scrotum misses with an uppercut. Dillon saw that one coming.
Dillon throws a hook but Scrotum avoids it easily.
Hairy Scrotum seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A looping hook to the body misses from Scrotum. Dillon does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dillon throws a right and a left that Scrotum avoids nicely.
Scrotum fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dillon manages to avoid it.
Scrotum slips a straight right by Dillon.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Scrotum scores with a decent looking hook.
Dillon takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dillon displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Scrotum throws out the jab.
The fighters circling - Scrotum throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Scrotum throws a lazy right hand but Dillon sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dillon lands with a right hand.
Scrotum getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Scrotum loads up on a big right hand but Dillon slips the punch.
Dillon keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Scrotum.

Scrotum gets caught napping as Dillon dives in and scores a takedown. Scrotum manages to retain guard.

Dillon drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Scrotum dives on top into guard.

Dillon being controlled here, momentarily.
Scrotum trying to control the position from guard on top but Dillon is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Scrotum is really struggling to control Dillon but he's trying to hold on to the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Dillon is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.

Scrotum avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Dillon wants to sweep but no luck.
Scrotum is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

Dillon looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Dillon is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Dillon is still trying to improve position.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Scrotum controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Dennis Dillon has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dillon manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Scrotum manages to get himself to full guard.

Dillon tries to free his leg and advance position but Scrotum is retaining full guard.
Dillon in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Dillon with a flurry of punches that miss.
Dillon postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Dillon trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Dillon trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Scrotum wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Scrotum continues to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Dillon is looking to work some ground and pound but Scrotum has wrist control.
Scrotum trying to keep a closed guard but Dillon is proving a slippery customer.
Dillon with a nice head shot there.
Scrotum pulls Dillon in to control the position.
Dillon is pushing down on Scrotum's leg trying to pass to half guard. Scrotum is fighting to maintain full guard but Dillon has managed to sneak the leg through.

Scrotum pushes Dillon off and gets back to his feet.

Scrotum takes the fight into the clinch.
Dillon misses with a short punch on the inside.
Scrotum throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dillons head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dillon lands with a right to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Hairy Scrotum will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Dillon swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Scrotum cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Scrotum is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Scrotum misses with a looping right.
Jab from Scrotum.
Scrotum is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Scrotum looks to land a right hand but Dillon moved out of range.
Scrotum throws a good cross that connects.
Dillon fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Scrotum cracks Dillon with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dillon defending well as Scrotum loads up on a big left hand.
Dillon defending well as Scrotum loads up on a big left hand.
Dillon feints the counter takedown.
Scrotum throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dillon stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dillon avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dillon looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A low kick from Dillon misses
and Scrotum counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Scrotum throws the left hand but Dillon avoids the punch easily.
Dillon tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Scrotum throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hairy Scrotum is winning the standup battle so far.
A telegraphed right hand from Scrotum misses the target.
Dillon throws a one two combo.
Scrotum sizes up Dillon with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Dennis Dillon is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Scrotum displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Dillon with a nice cross.
Dillon rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Scrotum moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dillon steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Scrotum.
Dillon feints the counter takedown.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum throws a jab but it's blocked by Dillon.
Scrotum looks to land a left hand but Dillon moved out of range nicely.
Scrotum is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dillon can do to turn this around?
Dillon throws an overhand right that lands on Scrotum's shoulder, as Scrotum tries to avoid the shot.
Scrotum tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dillon was well out of range. Poor timing from Scrotum.
Dillon with the counter takedown but Scrotum avoids it easily.
Dillon tries to bum rush Scrotum with a series of wild strikes but Scrotum uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Scrotum looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Scrotum misses the jab.
Dillon changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Dillon slips a jab from Scrotum.
Scrotum throws a hook to the side of Dillon's head but Dillon sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dillon is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Dillon slips under a jab from Scrotum.
Dillon takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dillon swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dillon moves out of range of the strikes.
Dillon changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Scrotum lands a jab.
Scrotum connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dillon momentarily.
Scrotum tries to close the distance and clinch but Dillon swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dillon misses with a looping right.
Dillon looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Dillon takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

Dillon is rocked!
Scrotum fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Dillon to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Dillon looks to clinch but Scrotum throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Dillon taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Hairy Scrotum!
Hairy Scrotum retains his welterweight title!
Hairy Scrotum very nearly forgot to thank Vikai Gear amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.