PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crotch Grabber (ranked 5145 p4p, 546 weight class) and Henry Trowning (ranked 3145 p4p, 358 weight class). Trowning has chosen Shotgun - backyard brawl as his entrance music. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Grabber
vs
Trowning

207 cm
21
282 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

206 cm
21
263 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Henry Trowning!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Igor Prikhodko and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the body from Grabber misses
and Trowning counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Grabber takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
We've been told by Grabber's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Trowning keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grabber.
Grabber avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Grabber misses with an uppercut
and Trowning makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A big left from Grabber misses.
Grabber's corner calls for a 1-2. Grabber obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Grabber throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Grabber misses with a jab to the body
and Trowning counters with a straight right hand.
Trowning defending well as Grabber loads up on a big left hand.
Grabber wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Grabber misses with a looping right.
Grabber throws a left and a right that both miss
and Trowning counters with a right hand to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Trowning avoids the body shot from Grabber.
A little jabbing left from Trowning on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Grabber looks to score with a jab to the body but Trowning is just out of range.
Trowning misses with a wild body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grabber lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Trowning backs up against the cage.
Trowning lands with a shot to the body.
Trowning doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Grabber punishes Trowning's body with a nice straight punch.
Grabber swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Trowning scores with a hook to the body. Grabber takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Grabber takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Grabber misses with a hook.
Trowning slips under a jab.
Trowning throws a looping overhand right but Grabber ducks down to avoid it.
Grabber takes a swing at Trowning's ribcage but misses.
Grabber fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Trowning manages to avoid it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The fighters circling - Trowning throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Trowning misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Grabber.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grabber throws a lazy uppercut
and Trowning counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Grabber connects with a body shot that sends Trowning's belly button to the back.
A jab from Grabber misses.
A jab from Grabber finds it's way through Trowning's defenses.

Grabber cracks Trowning with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Grabber has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Trowning to stand back up!

Trowning is rocked!
Trowning misses with a double jab.
Grabber with a body punch. A glancing blow.

Grabber lands a big uppercut and Trowning crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Trowning looks OK. Grabber waves Trowning back to his feet!
Trowning is still on wobbly legs! Can Grabber finish him?
Trowning scores with a jab to the body.
Trowning seems to have recovered his senses.
Grabber walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Trowning drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Grabber swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Trowning's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber is the new heavyweight champion!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Crotch Grabber made sure he mentioned Urban Fighter, along with how happy he was to win his fight.