PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Primo Carnera (ranked 21618 p4p, 795 weight class) and Dunder Mifflin (ranked 5999 p4p, 611 weight class). Primo Carnera has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Carnera
vs
Mifflin

205 cm
23
265 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

193 cm
26
256 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Excellent boxer
Very quick

Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Sully's Bar & Grill

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Primo Carnera!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dunder Mifflin!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Shigeki Sano and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mifflin lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

It looks like Primo Carnera has been cut.
Carnera moves in looking to clinch but Mifflin pushes him off.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Mifflin throws a hook but Carnera blocks it.
Carnera ducks under a wild hook from Mifflin.
Carnera feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Carnera lands a high kick!

It looks like Dunder Mifflin has been cut.

Carnera throws out a head kick that Mifflin doesn't see coming - it connects and sends Mifflin crashing to the mat face first! He's bounced up to his knees and is scrambling to get back to his feet and beat the count. He's up on 5 but still looks a bit groggy; will the referee allow it to continue??? He's taking a good look into Mifflin's eyes and has decided to let it go on!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mifflin misses with an uppercut. Carnera saw that one coming.
Mifflin punishes Carnera's body with a nice straight punch.
Carnera walks into a jab.
Mifflin scores with a shot to the body.
Mifflin has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Mifflin has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Carnera.
Carnera throws a sloppy head kick and Mifflin moves out of range easily.
Carnera walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Carnera uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mifflin.
Carnera lands a head kick. Mifflin smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Mifflin jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A nice leg kick lands there from Carnera.
Mifflin cracks Carnera with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

Carnera is rocked!

Primo Carnera's cut is getting worse.
Carnera uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mifflin.
Mifflin closes the distance and catches Carnera with a lead hook that drops him to the canvas! Carnera is clearly dazed and struggling here! 3,4,5,6,7 and Carnera is up to his feet but the referee has called it off! Carnera is still far too wobbly and he's not going to allow the fight to continue! Mifflin takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Dunder Mifflin!
After winning the bout, Dunder Mifflin thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.