PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pillow Hands (ranked 4741 p4p, 99 weight class) and Sylvester O Hadden (ranked 5391 p4p, 187 weight class). O Hadden has chosen Big Strong Man as his entrance music. Pillow Hands could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Sylvester O Hadden's chin.

Hands
vs
O Hadden

210 cm
31
260 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

195 cm
20
300 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Sully's Bar & Grill

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pillow Hands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Sylvester O Hadden!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Steve Montenegro and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice body punch from O Hadden.
O Hadden throws a lazy uppercut
and Hands counters with a left to the body.

Oooooh!!! O Hadden has knocked Hands down with a huge combo! O Hadden steps away and waves a wobbly Hands back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Hands is rocked!

It looks like Pillow Hands has been cut.
A telegraphed right hand from O Hadden misses the target.
Hands misses with an uppercut.
Hands ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
O Hadden wants to clinch up but Hands keeps it at a distance.
O Hadden misses with a double jab
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
O Hadden misses with a looping right.
O Hadden throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hands counters with a left to the body.
O Hadden swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
O Hadden is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hands.
Nice defenses there by Hands.
We've been told by Hands's head coaches at Bi-Polar Asylum LV's #1 Public Training Center that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
O Hadden throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hands moves out of range of the strikes.
Hands lands a slapping body shot.
Hands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but O Hadden manages to avoid it.
O Hadden swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands counters with a right hand to the body.
Hands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but O Hadden manages to avoid it.
O Hadden misses with an uppercut
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.
Hands scores with a jab to the head.
O Hadden throws an off balance right hand
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
O Hadden tries to clinch but Hands moves away
and Hands counters with a lovely straight right hand!

O Hadden moves into the clinch successfully.

O Hadden breaks from the clinch.
O Hadden misses with a looping right.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
O Hadden throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
O Hadden on the wrong end of a nice jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
O Hadden takes one on the button.
Hands is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Hands takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Hands connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Hands is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Hands looks to score with a jab to the body but O Hadden is just out of range.
Hands punishes O Hadden's body with a nice straight punch.
Hands cracks O Hadden with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Hands jabs O Hadden to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Hands lands with a right hand.
Hands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hands dodges the punch combination from O Hadden.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
O Hadden looks to land a combination but Hands avoids it well.
O Hadden moves to clinch but Hands breaks away
letting Hands counter with a right hand.
O Hadden swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
O Hadden misses with a lunging right hand
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
O Hadden misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hands was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Sylvester O Hadden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
O Hadden looks winded!
O Hadden throws a sloppy body shot
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
O Hadden throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
O Hadden misses with a double jab
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
O Hadden tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hands was well out of range. Poor timing from O Hadden.
Hands swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
O Hadden tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hands jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
O Hadden darts in trying to clinch
and Hands counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
O Hadden misses with a jab to the body
enabling Hands to counter with a crisp jab.
Hands lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Hands connects with a body shot.
O Hadden is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
O Hadden moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
O Hadden throws an off balance right hand
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pillow Hands dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pillow Hands's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Hands steps to the side to avoid the strikes from O Hadden.
O Hadden looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
O Hadden tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Hands manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
O Hadden closes the distance but Hands moves to the side
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
O Hadden fails to land with a series of punches.
Pillow Hands is winning the standup battle so far.
O Hadden throws out a loose jab but Hands uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hands connects with a looping right hand.
O Hadden throws a right hand that Hands ducks under and follows up with a left that Hands also avoids with ease.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
O Hadden swings for the body but Hands moves out of range.
A big right from O Hadden misses.
O Hadden rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hands moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hands circles away from the clinch attempt
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
O Hadden is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hands scores with a body shot.
Hands misses with a wild body shot.
O Hadden looks to clinch
and Hands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A big left from O Hadden misses.
O Hadden ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hands moves away.
O Hadden misses with a wild body shot.
O Hadden throws a right and a left that Hands avoids nicely.
It looked like Hands was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from O Hadden.
O Hadden lands a jab to Hands's midsection.
Hands tests O Hadden's chin there with a solid looking shot.
O Hadden darts in trying to clinch
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
O Hadden walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
O Hadden misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hands lands a straight punch to the body, keeping O Hadden at a distance.
Hands is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that O Hadden can do to turn this around?
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hands lands with a nice body punch.
O Hadden misses with the combination.
Hands is looking for a counter combo.
Hands takes a swing at O Hadden's ribcage but misses.
O Hadden misses with a jab to the body
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
O Hadden jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hands digs a good body shot into O Hadden's ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A left lands for Hands.
O Hadden throws a lazy uppercut
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
O Hadden throws a predictable looking body shot
and Hands counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hands fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
O Hadden throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Hands jabs O Hadden right on the nose. O Hadden blinks but takes it well.
O Hadden gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Hands.
O Hadden has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Hands finds it's way round the side to connect with O Hadden's head.

Hands drops O Hadden with a beautiful combination! O Hadden stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Hands is looking for the KO!

O Hadden is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hands lands hard precision jab right on the jaw that stiffens O Hadden up and sends him tumbling to the mat! The ref grabs Hands from behind before he can pounce. Some folks in the crowd didn't like that stoppage, but I saw O Hadden's eyes roll way back in his head, he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pillow Hands!
Post fight, Pillow Hands took to the microphone: 'Hope my hands tasted damn good, because you won't be able to eat anything else for a while!'.