PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 3771 p4p, 462 weight class) and Sharky Shark (ranked 3407 p4p, 432 weight class). Pitakaka comes to the cage accompanied by my dick. Shark is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Stand My Ground. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Pitakaka
vs
Shark

189 cm
39
217 lbs
26 - 25 - 0

197 cm
35
217 lbs
13 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sharky Shark!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Patrick Alders and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick by Pitakaka misses
and Shark counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Shark looks to land a left hand but Pitakaka moved out of range nicely.
Shark has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Shark throws a leg kick but Pitakaka sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pitakaka scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Shark throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Pitakaka stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Pitakaka throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Shark.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick by Pitakaka misses
and Shark counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Shark sizes up Pitakaka with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A punch combination from Shark misses.
Pitakaka pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Shark let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pitakaka pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Pitakaka looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Shark now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Shark avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Shark checks a leg kick nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pitakaka takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Shark lands a really nice looking cross but Pitakaka seems unphased.
Shark blocks a leg kick.
Shark takes a swing at Pitakaka's ribcage but misses.
Shark misses with a kick to the body.
Shark moves into range and connects with a jab.
Shark misses with a wild body shot.
Pitakaka takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Shark misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Shark avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Shark looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Shark moves out of range as Pitakaka throws a body kick.
Shark moves out of range of the body kick.
Pitakaka throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Shark blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Shark avoids a kick to the body.
Shark throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Pitakaka's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shark lands a jab.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pitakaka blocks a low kick nicely.
Pitakaka checks a leg kick nicely.
Pitakaka slips a jab from Shark.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pitakaka throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Shark moves out of range of the leg kick from Pitakaka.
Shark throws a solid leg kick but Pitakaka takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Shark.
Pitakaka throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Pitakaka wants to slow Shark down by chopping away at his legs.
Pitakaka is looking to slow Shark down with leg kicks.
Pitakaka walks into a left hand.
Pitakaka throws a wild body kick that Shark sees coming a mile off.
Shark fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Pitakaka looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Shark moves out of range easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shark scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Pitakaka throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Shark throws a low kick but Pitakaka avoids it.
Shark avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
A little jabbing left from Shark on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Shark feints and then cracks Pitakaka's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pitakaka down.
Shark takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Shark scores with a jab to the jaw.
Shark checks a leg kick.
Pitakaka looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Shark misses with a head kick.
It appears Pitakaka was looking to counter with a kick there.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Shark moves out of range.
Pitakaka bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Shark shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Pitakaka eats them both and turns towards Shark to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Shark scores with a hook to the body. Pitakaka takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Shark throws a right and a left that Pitakaka avoids nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shark fails to land with a series of punches.
Shark blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Shark sizes up Pitakaka with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Shark throws a head kick that misses.
Shark blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
A jab from Shark finds it's way through Pitakaka's defenses.
Pitakaka takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A slow jab from Shark misses its intended target.
Elijah Pitakaka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shark blocks the body kick.
Shark let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Good shot there by Shark.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pitakaka lands a leg kick that knocks Shark off balance momentarily.
Shark avoids a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sharky Shark dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Shark throws a right and a left that Pitakaka avoids nicely.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Shark looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Shark avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Shark avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
A little jabbing left from Shark on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A low kick from Pitakaka misses
and Shark connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Pitakaka, right into the meat.
Shark scores with a nice right hand.
Shark blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Some bone on bone action there as Shark checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Shark looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Pitakaka throws a body kick that misses
and Pitakaka takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pitakaka takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Jab by Shark.
Shark misses with a straight right.
As Shark looks to move away, Pitakaka throws a big counter combo but Shark just gets out of the way.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pitakaka throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Shark connects with a right hand. Pitakaka shakes it off.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Shark has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shark connects with the punch.
An inside leg kick from Pitakaka misses.
Shark is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Pitakaka with a body shot.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Shark dips to his left and cracks Pitakaka with an uppercut!
Shark with a hook.

Pitakaka is rocked!
Shark has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Shark bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Oh Pitakaka is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Pitakaka tries to land a body kick
and Shark counters with a right hand from hell and Pitakaka is out cold! A vicious knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Sharky Shark!
Sharky Shark decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.