PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Test Dummy Twelve (ranked 7087 p4p, 0 weight class) and JaCOB Cracker (ranked 9280 p4p, 0 weight class). JaCOB Cracker has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Test Dummy Twelve's chin.

Dummy Twelve
vs
Cracker

195 cm
18
240 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
24
270 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Test Dummy Twelve!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, JaCOB Cracker!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Phil Schofield and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch lands to the side of Cracker 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Cracker darts in looking for a takedown but Twelve gets double underhooks and turns Cracker into the cage.
Cracker tries to clinch up but Twelve circles away and keeps his distance.
Twelve swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Cracker fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Cracker throws a nice looking combination but Twelve bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Cracker drops his hands momentarily and Twelve takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Twelve jabs at Cracker's body.
Cracker pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Cracker dives in for a single leg takedown but Twelve sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Test Dummy Twelve has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of JaCOB Cracker.
Cracker walks into a stiff left hand from Twelve.
Cracker misses with a body kick.
Twelve works the jab nicely.
Cracker fails with a takedown attempt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Twelve connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Cracker walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Cracker tries to close the distance and clinch up but Twelve swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Twelve is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Cracker.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cracker dives in and grabs Twelve's left leg, looking for a takedown. Twelve pushes down on Cracker's head and hops out.
Twelve appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Cracker looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Twelve is fending him off so far but Cracker persists. Nope, Twelve circles away and we're back to standing.
Twelve digs a good body shot into Cracker's ribs.
Cracker looks winded!

Twelve rushes Cracker and presses him up against the cage.
Twelve tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cracker's elbow.
Twelve cracks Cracker with a nice body shot.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Twelve creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Twelve lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Twelve lands a body punch.
Cracker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Twelve misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cracker prevents a body shot from Twelve.
Cracker fails to pull guard.
A right hand to the body from Twelve.
A hook to the body from Twelve.
Twelve gets through Cracker's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A short left from Twelve.
Twelve makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Twelve cracks Cracker with a nice body shot.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Twelve.
Twelve stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Twelve.

Cracker is rocked!
Twelve creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Cracker with a big uppercut! Cracker tries to clinch up but Twelve pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Cracker to the mat! Cracker covers up and Twelve unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Test Dummy Twelve!
Test Dummy Twelve seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.