PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Cornelius Stinkhammer (ranked 20779 p4p, 724 weight class) and MIcheal Myers (ranked 5413 p4p, 551 weight class). Stinkhammer's entrance music is Ghost - Square Hammer. A fine choice. Myers is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Halloween (Michael Myers) Theme Song . Cornelius Stinkhammer has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Stinkhammer
vs
Myers

195 cm
24
265 lbs
8 - 9 - 0

198 cm
26
275 lbs
9 - 9 - 0

World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cornelius Stinkhammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, MIcheal Myers!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Ben Zyskovitsi and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stinkhammer connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
No joy there for Stinkhammer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Stinkhammer backing away here, and Myers unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Myers doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A leg kick checked by Stinkhammer.
Myers misses with a low kick as Stinkhammer jumps back.
Stinkhammer loads up on a big right hand but Myers slips the punch.
Myers throws out a counter right but Stinkhammer avoids it with no problem.
Stinkhammer throws out a powerful jab.
Stinkhammer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Myers scores with a hook.
Stinkhammer throws a nice looking combination but Myers bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
It seemed like Myers was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Stinkhammer throws a leg kick but Myers moved away.
Myers has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stinkhammer swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Myers counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Stinkhammer moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Myers throws a shot from downtown. Stinkhammer moves away and avoids it.
Nice jab there from Stinkhammer.

It looks like MIcheal Myers has been cut.

Stinkhammer gets a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Myers blocking some punches.
Stinkhammer lands with a short shot to the head.
Stinkhammer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Stinkhammer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Stinkhammer stalling the fight.
Myers can't break the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Stinkhammer as the two fighters clinch.
Stinkhammer lands an elbow just above Myers 's eye.
Stinkhammer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Stinkhammer can't find room to land a body shot as Myers controls the action.
Stinkhammer lands a nice shot to the body.
A short uppercut from Stinkhammer.
Myers blocks a body shot from Stinkhammer.
Stinkhammer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Myers backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stinkhammer misses with a body punch.
Stinkhammer has Myers pushed against the ropes.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Stinkhammer.
Stinkhammer lands a left hand that snaps the head of Myers backwards.

That has opened up MIcheal Myers's cut even more.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stinkhammer has Myers pushed against the ropes.
Stinkhammer has Myers pushed against the ropes.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Stinkhammer for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Stinkhammer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stinkhammer keeps control of Myers as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Stinkhammer tries to throw a body punch but Myers avoids it by throwing Stinkhammer back against the ropes.
Stinkhammer swings wildly with an uppercut but Myers uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stinkhammer misses with some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cornelius Stinkhammer dominated that round.
The cut man is working on MIcheal Myers's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

A looping hook to the body misses from Stinkhammer. Myers does a little dance to reset his feet.
Myers tries a quick counter leg kick but Stinkhammer is wise to it.
Stinkhammer lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Myers circles away quickly and effectively.
Stinkhammer pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Myers back to the ropes. Stinkhammer follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Stinkhammer works Myers's body with a nice hook.
Stinkhammer throws a head kick but Myers moves out of range.
Stinkhammer catches Myers napping and connects with a fantastic 3 punch combination that sends Myers crashing to the mat! He's still conscious but he's all over the place - can he beat the count?!? 4,5,6,7,8...9...10! He didn't make it back to his feet! Stinkhammer raises both arms skywards and takes in the roar from the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Cornelius Stinkhammer!
A victorious Cornelius Stinkhammer thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.