PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between John MaGee (ranked 6432 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rocky Balboa (ranked 23713 p4p, 0 weight class). MaGee comes to the cage accompanied by Cunnilingus. Balboa has chosen Rocky Balboa as his entrance music. John MaGee is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

MaGee
vs
Balboa

150 cm
25
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

160 cm
20
170 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, John MaGee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Rocky Balboa!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Phil Schofield and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Balboa rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but MaGee moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The fight stays on the outside here - MaGee looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Balboa throws a combination that misses
and MaGee counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

It looks like Rocky Balboa has been cut.

MaGee closes the distance and clinches.
Balboa tries to circle away but MaGee has him pinned against the cage.
Balboa misses with the head strike.
MaGee has a couple of punches blocked by Balboa.
MaGee lands with a right to the head.
Balboa blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Balboa.
A frustrated look appears on Balboa's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Balboa misses with a punch on the inside.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Balboa has eaten all the pies!
MaGee throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Balboas head.
Balboa swings away with an uppercut that misses.
MaGee swings wildly with an uppercut but Balboa uses good head movement to avoid it.
Balboa throws a knee to the head but misses.
Balboa pushes MaGee back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Balboa blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
MaGee misses with some punches.
MaGee misses with a hook from the clinch.
MaGee working aggressively here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
MaGee misses with the head strike.
Balboa misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Balboa is trying to pull guard but MaGee turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Balboa misses with a punch on the inside.
MaGee lands a shoulder strike.
MaGee lands a hook that snaps the head of Balboa backwards.
A head punch on the inside from MaGee fails to land.
Balboa misses with a punch on the inside.
MaGee misses with some punches.
MaGee scores with a hook to the body.
Balboa looks winded!
Balboa blocks an uppercut.
MaGee lands a right hand.
Balboa fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
MaGee lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Balboa is looking to break free of the clinch but MaGee has double underhooks.
MaGee swings wildly with an uppercut but Balboa uses good head movement to avoid it.
MaGee lands an uppercut.
MaGee working aggressively here.
Balboa is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but MaGee is keeping busy.
A short right from MaGee.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head punch on the inside from MaGee fails to land.
MaGee tries a body shot but Balboa blocks it.
MaGee misses with the head strike.
MaGee lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Balboa blocks a body shot from MaGee.
MaGee softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
MaGee scores with a shot to the side of Balboa's head.
MaGee scores with a shoulder strike.
MaGee blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A hook to the body from MaGee.
Balboa blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
MaGee lands a left hand.
MaGee lands a hook that snaps the head of Balboa backwards.
MaGee lands a left hand that snaps the head of Balboa backwards.
A head punch on the inside from MaGee fails to land.
Balboa blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Balboa blocks an uppercut.
MaGee lands with a left to the head.
Balboa struggles to land a body shot inside as MaGee controls his hands.
MaGee swings wildly with an uppercut but Balboa uses good head movement to avoid it.
MaGee tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
MaGee lands a shoulder strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from MaGee.

Balboa is rocked!
MaGee lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Balboa.
Balboa is still on wobbly legs! Can MaGee finish him?
MaGee lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
MaGee scores with a shot to the side of Balboa's head.
MaGee lands a right hand that snaps the head of Balboa backwards.
MaGee throws a big uppercut that drops Balboa! More strikes from MaGee and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Balboa lies dazed against the cage as MaGee celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John MaGee!
A less than humble John MaGee misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.