PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Schmorgen Biscuit (ranked 1658 p4p, 44 weight class) and Android Seventeen (ranked 4119 p4p, 132 weight class). Seventeen comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Dj got us fallin in love kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Biscuit
vs
Seventeen

183 cm
20
210 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

225 cm
20
281 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Decent elbows
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Schmorgen Biscuit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Android Seventeen !
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Excellent takedown into side control there by Biscuit.
Seventeen manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Biscuit throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Seventeen is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Biscuit pulls his head out easily.
Seventeen is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Seventeen works his way to full guard. Good work.
Biscuit landing some decent shots from guard.
Biscuit works over Seventeen with some ground and pound from guard.
Biscuit trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Seventeen manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!

Biscuit is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Biscuit is working hard here to advance position.
Biscuit manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Seventeen manages to get himself to full guard.

Biscuit has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Biscuit is working Seventeen over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Seventeen really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Biscuit. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biscuit stops Seventeen from standing up.
Biscuit scoring with some ground and pound.
Biscuit chips away with some ground and pound.
Biscuit throws a strike but Seventeen rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Biscuit trying to control the position here.
Seventeen trying to control the position from guard on top but Biscuit is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Seventeen accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Biscuit looking to hit a scissor sweep but Seventeen is one step ahead there.
Biscuit controls Seventeen momentarily but Seventeen frees himself.
Seventeen must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Seventeen wants to control from the top but Biscuit keeps moving.
Biscuit might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Seventeen trying to control but Biscuit is working from the bottom.

Biscuit looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Seventeen is defending well. Biscuit quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Seventeen has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Biscuit celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Schmorgen Biscuit!
Schmorgen Biscuit gave a mention to IniTech Nutrition in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).