PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Magnolia (ranked 5620 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eye Crap (ranked 9506 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Magnolia
vs
Crap

182 cm
18
163 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

184 cm
20
166 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Johnny Magnolia!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Eye Crap!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Michael Johnstone and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crap misses with a jab, cross combination.
Crap scores with a punch to the head.
Magnolia seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Magnolia has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Crap finds it's way round the side to connect with Magnolia's head.
Crap looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Good exchange - Crap coming out on top.
Crap swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Magnolia.
Magnolia walks into a left hand.
Crap works the jab nicely.
Crap scores with the left hand. Magnolia knows he should have avoided that one.
Crap lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crap smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Crap swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Crap scores with a jab.
Crap connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Crap cracks Magnolia with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crap misses with a two punch combination.
Crap connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Magnolia avoids a punch combination nicely.
Magnolia tries to move into range but Crap moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Crap throws a right and a left that both miss.
Magnolia half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Crap feints a jab promting Magnolia to slip. Crap then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Magnolia slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Crap moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Jab from Crap.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crap. Magnolia does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crap scores with a body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crap misses with a straight right.
Magnolia feinted with a counter takedown.
Crap moves into range and connects with a jab.
Crap scores with a jab to the jaw.
Crap misses with a double jab.
Magnolia has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Crap finds it's way round the side to connect with Magnolia's head.
Crap thows a left - swing and a miss!
Crap pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Magnolia back to the cage. Crap follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

Magnolia is rocked!
Crap plants his feet and throws a brutal three punch combo that sends Magnolia swiftly into unconsciousness! Right, left, right! Boom, boom, boom! Magnolia face plants, battered and bloodied! He might never be the same again after that finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Eye Crap!
Eye Crap seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.