PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Eyeam Yurmommy (ranked 207 p4p, 12 weight class) and Reco Penn (ranked 346 p4p, 19 weight class). Yurmommy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Peanut Butter Jelly Time - Galantis. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Yurmommy
vs
Penn

150 cm
25
135 lbs
11 - 2 - 1

172 cm
24
147 lbs
18 - 2 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Bullet Proof System
Urban Fighter

Aspire Clothing
Red Light Coffeeshop

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 1, fighting out of New York, Eyeam Yurmommy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Reco Penn!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Penn closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Yurmommy throws a lazy right hand but Penn sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Yurmommy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Penn.
Penn connects with a right hand. Yurmommy shakes it off.
Penn throws a shot to the body.
Penn throws a leg kick which misses Yurmommy's front leg but catches the back leg as Yurmommy tries to avoid it.
Yurmommy looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Penn defending well as Yurmommy loads up on a big left hand.
Penn lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Penn scores with a body shot.
Penn moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Penn scores with a body shot.
Penn cracks Yurmommy with a right hand to the side of the head.
Penn lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Penn misses with a looping left.
Reco Penn is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Penn throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Yurmommy counters with a series of strikes. Penn will be more careful next time no doubt.
Yurmommy's jab looks to have found its range, popping Penn under the eye.

Penn is rocked!
Penn ducks into an uppercut from Yurmommy and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Eyeam Yurmommy!
Eyeam Yurmommy retains his bantamweight title!
A relieved looking Eyeam Yurmommy thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
In defeat, Reco Penn stepped up to the mic, saying 'vittu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'.