PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Crack Corn And I Dont (ranked 9150 p4p, 0 weight class) and George Jonas (ranked 5860 p4p, 0 weight class). Jonas has chosen Burnin Up as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Crack Corn And I Dont
vs
Jonas

180 cm
26
195 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

185 cm
21
200 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Prefers standup

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jimmy Crack Corn And I Dont!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, George Jonas!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Frank Dennis and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Crack Corn And I Dont drops Jonas with a beautiful combination! Jonas stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Crack Corn And I Dont is looking for the KO!

It looks like George Jonas has been cut.

Crack Corn And I Dont looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

Jonas is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Crack Corn And I Dont lands a nice short elbow.
Jonas is still in real trouble! Can Crack Corn And I Dont finish him?
Jonas tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Crack Corn And I Dont has advanced to mount. Uh oh.

Crack Corn And I Dont is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Jonas is surviving well by controlling Crack Corn And I Dont's body position as best he can.
Jonas wants to control but Crack Corn And I Dont is having none of it.
A big strike lands for Crack Corn And I Dont! That's really hurt Jonas and he's turned his back - Crack Corn And I Dont keeps firing away and the ref dives in to stop the fight! Crack Corn And I Dont jumps to his feet to celebrate the victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jimmy Crack Corn And I Dont!
In defeat, George Jonas stepped up to the mic, saying 'Atleast i'm not in my brothers band making shitty music, i'd rather be Justin Bieber's fluffer and he is a douche bag...'.