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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Aniceto Platanares (ranked 4638 p4p, 486 weight class) and Jake Sekany (ranked 6940 p4p, 629 weight class). Platanares comes to the cage accompanied by Las Piedras Rodantes (El Tri de Mejico). Sekany has chosen John Fogerty-Centerfield as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jake Sekany was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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260 lbs
4 - 3 - 0 |
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195 cm
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285 lbs
3 - 9 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Aniceto Platanares!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jake Sekany!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Frank Dennis and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Platanares.
Platanares looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Sekany has his foot on Platanares's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Platanares works his way back into a safe position though.
Platanares controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Sekany pushes a forearm under Platanares's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Platanares is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jake Sekany!
An intense looking Jake Sekany took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'I'm still the best pitcher ever, but I want more. I want a belt and a world series ring, I want a TITLE SHOT Motherfuckers ASAFP...As Soon As Fucking Possible, god bless you all and please donate to my charity...'.
The defeated Aniceto Platanares had this to say: 'I had an injured rectum so wasn't 100% for this fight. I'll be back stronger'.
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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