PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Bravo (ranked 1279 p4p, 184 weight class) and Lew Rockwell (ranked 1201 p4p, 173 weight class). Rockwell comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Like a Rock kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Lew Rockwell told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Bravo
vs
Rockwell

186 cm
30
195 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

178 cm
29
192 lbs
12 - 5 - 1

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Johnny Bravo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Lew Rockwell!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Marco Blurström and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rockwell blocks a jab.
No joy there for Bravo, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rockwell staying out of range there.
Bravo uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Rockwell has time to react.

It looks like Lew Rockwell has been cut.
Rockwell misses with a series of wild punches.
Bravo loads up on a big right hand but Rockwell slips the punch.
Bravo has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Seppo's Massage Temple in the buildup to the fight.
Rockwell wants to clinch
and Bravo counters with a nice uppercut.
Bravo moves out of range of the strikes.
Rockwell has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bravo finds it's way round the side to connect with Rockwell's head.

Rockwell is rocked!
Rockwell missing with a left hand there. Bravo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rockwell is still on wobbly legs! Can Bravo finish him?
Bravo sees an opening and throws a straight punch right through Rockwell's defenses. It connects perfectly with Rockwell's jaw and knocks him out cold! Wow - that's a contender for knockout of the year - absolutely brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Johnny Bravo!
Johnny Bravo seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.