PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dick Army (ranked 364 p4p, 52 weight class) and Sandayu Momochi (ranked 368 p4p, 53 weight class). Army's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Vagina Coastguard. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Army
vs
Momochi

189 cm
32
202 lbs
31 - 16 - 0

184 cm
30
194 lbs
16 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sandayu Momochi !
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Russell Pearce and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Momochi has a takedown stuffed.
Army scores with a jab to the jaw.
Army takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

Army rushes Momochi and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Momochi drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Army gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Momochi wants a takedown but no success here.
Dick Army has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sandayu Momochi .
Momochi can't get the takedown.
A short uppercut from Army.
Army misses with a shot to the kidneys.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Army.
Momochi is working for takedown but Army is calmly controlling the position for now.
Army lands an uppercut.
Momochi is looking to take this one to the mat.
Army creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Momochi 's defenses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Army lands an elbow inside that Momochi shrugs off.

Army escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Army delivers a nice body kick.
Army is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Momochi .
Army ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Momochi blocks the body kick.
Army lands a really nice looking cross but Momochi seems unphased.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Momochi has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Army misses with a straight right.
Momochi misses with an uppercut
and Army counters with a nice body kick.
Momochi throws a lazy uppercut
and Army counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dick Army is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Army misses with a body kick.
Momochi with the counter takedown but Army avoids it easily.
Sandayu Momochi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Army clinches up against the cage.
Army misses with an elbow strike.
Momochi has Army pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Army manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Come on Army - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Army is pressed up against the cage. Momochi has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Army down to the mat. Army avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Army throws the left hand but Momochi avoids the punch easily.
Army slips a straight right by Momochi .

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Momochi closes the distance and clinches up with Army, looking for a takedown. Momochi pushes Army against the cage but Army circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Army lands a nice shot that snaps Momochi 's head back.
Army swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Momochi shoots in looking for a takedown. Army tries to sprawl out of it but Momochi keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Army manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Army is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Momochi .
Momochi lands with an uppercut that bounces Army off the cage and back into range.
Momochi fails with the takedown.
Army jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Army misses with a jab, cross combination.
Army scores with a jab. Momochi acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Momochi waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Army.

Momochi gets a double leg takedown into Army's guard.
Momochi wants to control from the top but Army keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Momochi drops back, looking for a kneebar! Army looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Army looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Army!

Army moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Army trying to control the position but Momochi is working away.
Momochi is looking to regain half guard here but Army keeps moving and retains side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Army happy to just control the position for now.
Momochi is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Army escapes and gets back to his feet.
Momochi misses with a lunging right hand
and Army cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Momochi moves out of range of the strikes.
Army slaps away a takedown attempt from Momochi , before circling back to the center of the mat.
Momochi avoids the head kick by Army.
Army swings away with a leg kick that misses.

Army closes the distance and pushes Momochi back into the cage.
Momochi is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Army pulls him back up using the underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Army dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Momochi throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Army on the side of the head.
Momochi shoots and misses
and Army counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Donk. Momochi catches Army right on the button with a cross.
Momochi throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Momochi moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Momochi gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Army holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Army stops a takedown attempt from Momochi .
Dick Army has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sandayu Momochi .
Momochi is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Army working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Momochi is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Army gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Army lands a left hand that snaps the head of Momochi backwards.
Momochi has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Army avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Army controlling the action here for a moment.
Momochi wants to take the fight to the mat but Army manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Army scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Momochi is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Dick Army has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Momochi drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Army gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Momochi is breathing heavily.
Army lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Army works on Momochi 's body with a couple of short punches.
Army is leaning against Momochi and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Army.
Army digs a right hand into Momochi 's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Momochi 's gas tank.
Army lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Army scores with a shot to the side of Momochi 's head.

Army breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Good standup being displayed there by Army as he connects with a hook.
Army looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Army throws a body shot but no joy.

Army clinches up with Momochi and pushes him back against the cage.

Army escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Momochi staying out of range there.
Momochi with a lazy takedown attempt
and Army counters with a straight right hand.
Dick Army is winning the standup battle so far.
Momochi ducks under a wild hook from Army.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Momochi walks into a straight right hand from Army.
Army lands a lovely overhand right.

Momochi is rocked!
Momochi throws a big shot that misses.
Momochi is still on wobbly legs! Can Army finish him?
Army misses the jab.
Momochi sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Army gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Momochi seems to have recovered his senses.
Donk. Army catches Momochi right on the button with a cross.
Momochi has his takedown stuffed
and Army counters with a big right hand! Oh Momochi is in trouble here! Army follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dick Army!
A victorious Dick Army thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.