PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Android Seventeen (ranked 4954 p4p, 164 weight class) and En Esch (ranked 4460 p4p, 54 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Seventeen might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Dj got us fallin in love. Esch has chosen Imperial March (L.O.D. Rage Mix) as his entrance music. Android Seventeen has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Seventeen
vs
Esch

225 cm
21
281 lbs
7 - 8 - 0

192 cm
20
238 lbs
5 - 8 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent knees
Knockout power

Bank of noobs
Fanatic Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Android Seventeen !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, En Esch!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Seventeen throws a head kick but Esch moves out of range.
Seventeen swings for the body but Esch moves out of range.
Esch on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Seventeen swinging wildly here.
Seventeen bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Esch's head.
Seventeen scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
BOOM! Seventeen lands a beautiful left hook that drops Esch. Esch tries to recover but Seventeen is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Esch lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Android Seventeen !
Android Seventeen seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
En Esch was interviewed post fight and said 'He cheated! Check his gloves, they've got chloroform on them!'.