PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Robby Oneil (ranked 24774 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shamwow Stop Lookin (ranked 5967 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Oneil
vs
Stop Lookin

189 cm
19
278 lbs
1 - 6 - 0

210 cm
25
270 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

Good takedowns
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Robby Oneil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Shamwow Stop Lookin!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Valeri Chadov and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stop Lookin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Oneil.

Stop Lookin drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Stop Lookin slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oneil is trying to keep Stop Lookin in close.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stop Lookin is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Stop Lookin accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Stop Lookin showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Oneil has a closed guard, preventing Stop Lookin from standing up.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Stop Lookin instigates a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

Stop Lookin jumps guard.
Oneil postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Stop Lookin wants to get back to his feet but Oneil is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

Oneil has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Stop Lookin to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Oneil is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Stop Lookin pulls down on the head and he's put Oneil to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Shamwow Stop Lookin!