PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Boris Bulletzowich (ranked 786 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lars Borgvelt (ranked 2290 p4p, 0 weight class). Borgvelt comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Techno Viking kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Lars Borgvelt has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bulletzowich
vs
Borgvelt

175 cm
23
186 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

182 cm
26
180 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Boris Bulletzowich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Lars Borgvelt!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Michael Johnstone and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Bulletzowich does it's job there.
Boris Bulletzowich seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Bulletzowich throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Borgvelt tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Bulletzowich is in Borgvelt's guard.
Bulletzowich throws a big right hand that misses.
Bulletzowich wants to control from the top but Borgvelt keeps moving.
Borgvelt told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
Bulletzowich sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Borgvelt's guard.
Bulletzowich throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Bulletzowich wants to pass the guard but Borgvelt is defending well.
Borgvelt keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bulletzowich not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Bulletzowich is thwarting Borgvelt's attempts to control the position.
Bulletzowich throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Borgvelt is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Bulletzowich scores with a couple of nice shots.
Bulletzowich is nestled in close to Borgvelt, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Bulletzowich has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Bulletzowich landing strikes from the mount and Borgvelt is in trouble!
Bulletzowich landing strikes from the mount and Borgvelt is in trouble!
Bulletzowich throws some wild stikes that Borgvelt manages to avoid easily.
Bulletzowich throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Borgvelt tries to hold on but Bulletzowich pushes him away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bulletzowich lands a big elbow.
Borgvelt really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bulletzowich. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Bulletzowich postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Borgvelt badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Bulletzowich around the waist but Bulletzowich pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Bulletzowich is the winner by TKO! Bulletzowich jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Boris Bulletzowich!
Boris Bulletzowich decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.