PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Timmy Timmy (ranked 4907 p4p, 539 weight class) and Dana Fight Ii (ranked 24839 p4p, 722 weight class). Timmy Timmy is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Timmy
vs
Fight Ii

180 cm
18
212 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

189 cm
18
205 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Decent elbows
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Intelligent

KAISER Nutrition - Q160

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KAISER Nutrition - Q160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Timmy Timmy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Dana Fight Ii!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Lou da Vinci and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The crowd cheers as Fight Ii lands an impressive looking overhand right. Timmy doesn't seem phased though.
Timmy takes one to the chin there.
Fight Ii cracks Timmy with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

Timmy clinches with his opponent.
Timmy keeps control of Fight Ii as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Timmy tries to land knees in the clinch but Fight Ii avoids the damage to the body.
Timmy tries to land knees in the clinch but Fight Ii avoids the damage to the body.
Fight Ii goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Timmy tries to land a knee to the head but Fight Ii blocks with his arms.
Fight Ii misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fight Ii misses with the head strike.
Timmy crunches a lovely knee into Fight Ii's ribcage.

Fight Ii escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Fight Ii has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Timmy is landing a low percentage of strikes.

Timmy instigates a clinch.
Timmy throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Fight Ii lands a body shot in the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Timmy misses with an elbow strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Fight Ii.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Timmy lands a knee to the body.
Fight Ii swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fight Ii blocks an elbow strike from Timmy.
Timmy using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Fight Ii has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Fight Ii misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fight Ii avoids the elbow strike from Timmy, against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Fight Ii throws an elbow but misses.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Timmy.
Fight Ii avoids the elbow strike from Timmy, against the cage.
Timmy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fight Ii avoids the elbow strike from Timmy, against the cage.
Timmy trying to land knees to the body.
Fight Ii dodges an elbow strike from Timmy.
Fight Ii takes an elbow to the forehead.
Timmy lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Dana Fight Ii has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fight Ii blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fight Ii avoids a wild elbow strike from Timmy.
Nice elbow from Timmy.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fight Ii stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Timmy tries to land knees in the clinch but Fight Ii avoids the damage to the body.
Fight Ii lands a left hand.
Fight Ii softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Timmy lands an elbow inside that Fight Ii shrugs off.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Timmy just misses with a elbow thrown towards Fight Ii's brow.
Fight Ii lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Timmy misses with a knee to the head.
Timmy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fight Ii avoids it.
Fight Ii misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fight Ii gets through Timmy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Fight Ii lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Timmy Timmy has been cut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fight Ii wants a takedown but no success here.
Timmy lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Timmy misses with a knee strike.
Fight Ii pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Fight Ii is looking to take this one to the mat.
Timmy tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Timmy lands an elbow inside that Fight Ii shrugs off.
Timmy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fight Ii avoids it.
Fight Ii lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Timmy backwards.
Fight Ii misses with some punches.
A frustrated look appears on Fight Ii's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Fight Ii blocks the elbow strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Timmy.
Timmy creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Fight Ii's defenses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Timmy.
Timmy tries to land knees in the clinch but Fight Ii avoids the damage to the body.
Fight Ii tries to land knees in the clinch but Timmy avoids the damage to the body.
Fight Ii throws a punch but it's blocked by Timmy.
Fight Ii lands a damaging elbow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fight Ii blocks an elbow strike from Timmy.
Fight Ii lands an elbow inside that Timmy shrugs off.
Fight Ii throws a punch but it's blocked by Timmy.
Timmy blocking some punches.
Timmy tries to land a knee to the head but Fight Ii blocks with his arms.
Timmy missing with knees to the body.
Fight Ii blocks an elbow strike from Timmy.
Fight Ii drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Timmy definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Timmy Timmy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dana Fight Ii.
Timmy unloads a knee to the mid-section. Fight Ii lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Timmy Timmy will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!

Fight Ii throws a shot from downtown. Timmy moves away and avoids it.
Fight Ii falls off balance throwing a combination

and Timmy moves into the clinch.
Timmy utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Timmy throws an elbow but misses.
Fight Ii avoids the elbow strike from Timmy, against the cage.
Fight Ii fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Timmy throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Timmy throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Fight Ii blocks it with crossed arms.
Fight Ii misses with a hook from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fight Ii fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fight Ii avoiding damage as Timmy throws knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Timmy.
Fight Ii is breathing heavily.
Timmy throws an elbow but it misses.
Fight Ii misses with the head strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Timmy lands a damaging elbow.
Fight Ii makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Timmy lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Timmy missing with knees to the body.
Timmy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Timmy blocks an uppercut.
Timmy tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Timmy landing knees to the head.
Fight Ii blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Timmy is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fight Ii is defending well for now.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Timmy just misses with a elbow thrown towards Fight Ii's brow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Timmy.
Fight Ii lands an elbow inside that Timmy shrugs off.
Fight Ii managing to block the knees to the body from Timmy.
Timmy utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Knees in the clinch landing for Timmy.
Timmy lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

That has opened up Dana Fight Ii's cut even more.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Timmy obliges.
Knees to the body from Timmy.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Timmy.
A knee to the head by Timmy.

Fight Ii is rocked!
Fight Ii blocks the elbow strike.
Fight Ii is still on wobbly legs! Can Timmy finish him?
Timmy has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head that stumbles Fight Ii - he's in trouble! Another big knee to the head from Timmy, and another! Fight Ii is out on his feet - the ref jumps in to save him and ends the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Timmy Timmy!
As Timmy Timmy got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Timmy!'.