PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roger Tiddlywinks (ranked 1428 p4p, 161 weight class) and Gus McKenna (ranked 1229 p4p, 143 weight class). Tiddlywinks comes to the cage accompanied by The Seinfeld Intro. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Tiddlywinks
vs
McKenna

197 cm
29
265 lbs
16 - 8 - 0

198 cm
28
235 lbs
17 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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RAGS of a RONIN

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roger Tiddlywinks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Gus McKenna!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Franklyn Lucas and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tiddlywinks misses with a low kick as McKenna jumps back.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from McKenna! But no joy.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McKenna scores with the left hand. Tiddlywinks knows he should have avoided that one.
Tiddlywinks throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Tiddlywinks avoids the body shot from McKenna.
McKenna misses with a looping right.
A jab from McKenna does it's job there.
Tiddlywinks misses with a kick to the body.
McKenna looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
McKenna moves out of range as Tiddlywinks strikes.
McKenna is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
McKenna will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Jab, jab by McKenna - just one landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McKenna throws a hook to the side of Tiddlywinks's head but Tiddlywinks sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McKenna on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
McKenna tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tiddlywinks looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Tiddlywinks ducks under a wild hook from McKenna.
Tiddlywinks avoids a kick to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tiddlywinks misses with a straight right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Tiddlywinks misses the target.
McKenna with a hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tiddlywinks. McKenna does a little dance to reset his feet.
McKenna avoids the head kick by Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks lands a leg kick that knocks McKenna off balance momentarily.
Tiddlywinks feints and then cracks McKenna's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McKenna down.
Nice jab there from Tiddlywinks.

It looks like Gus McKenna has been cut.
Tiddlywinks pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tiddlywinks throws a leg kick
and McKenna counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Tiddlywinks throws a jab but it's blocked by McKenna.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from McKenna. Tiddlywinks shrugs it off though.
Tiddlywinks misses with an uppercut.
Tiddlywinks misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McKenna misses with a straight right.
Tiddlywinks appears to be looking for a big counter.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McKenna throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tiddlywinks dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McKenna. That did some damage!
Roger Tiddlywinks seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McKenna moves forwards but Tiddlywinks connects with a nice, crisp jab.
McKenna misses with a low kick.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McKenna walks into a jab.
Tiddlywinks throws a body punch but McKenna moves out of range.
Tiddlywinks throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
McKenna raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
McKenna avoids the head kick by Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks scores with a leg kick.
Tiddlywinks catches McKenna with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
McKenna scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
McKenna checks a low kick from Tiddlywinks.
McKenna looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Tiddlywinks feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to McKenna's calf.
McKenna connects with a nice looking jab.
McKenna throws a right and a left that Tiddlywinks avoids nicely.
McKenna looks to land a left hand but Tiddlywinks moved out of range nicely.
McKenna misses with an uppercut. Tiddlywinks saw that one coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Tiddlywinks lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Tiddlywinks throws a left and a right that both miss
and McKenna connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Tiddlywinks misses with a low kick as McKenna jumps back.
Tiddlywinks slips a straight right by McKenna.
Tiddlywinks was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Tiddlywinks dodges the punch combination from McKenna.
McKenna moves out of range of the body kick from Tiddlywinks.
McKenna tries a head kick but it misses.
Nice body kick from McKenna.
McKenna bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A little jabbing left from McKenna on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Tiddlywinks throws a nice outside leg kick.
Tiddlywinks takes one on the button.
McKenna just misses with a punch to the body.
McKenna throws a hook to the side of Tiddlywinks's head but Tiddlywinks sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McKenna cracks a nice hook into Tiddlywinks's ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McKenna walks forward, straight into a front kick from Tiddlywinks.
McKenna looks winded!
That kick from Tiddlywinks tenderised McKenna's leg. McKenna is trying to keep his angry face on.
McKenna takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Tiddlywinks thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on McKenna if he has to take too many more of those.
Tiddlywinks lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Tiddlywinks dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McKenna. That did some damage!
Tiddlywinks misses with a wild body shot.
A little jabbing left from McKenna on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
McKenna takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick but McKenna moves out of range.
Tiddlywinks lands a front kick.
Tiddlywinks thumps McKenna with a low kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tiddlywinks tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and McKenna is able to avoid easily.
Tiddlywinks misses with a low kick.
McKenna looks to land a body kick but Tiddlywinks moved away.
Tiddlywinks feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to McKenna's calf.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roger Tiddlywinks dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gus McKenna's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Tiddlywinks throws a leg kick that is checked
and McKenna counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Roger Tiddlywinks is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Tiddlywinks is looking to slow McKenna down with leg kicks.
McKenna on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Some wild striking there from McKenna.
McKenna pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McKenna has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Tiddlywinks.
McKenna jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A combination from Tiddlywinks does no damage.
McKenna misses with a straight left.
McKenna throws a body kick that misses
and Tiddlywinks counters with a flying knee. Nice.
McKenna misses the jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tiddlywinks throws a series of punches but McKenna moves out of range.
Tiddlywinks is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McKenna can do to turn this around?
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from McKenna. Tiddlywinks shrugs it off though.
Tiddlywinks walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. McKenna checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Good work by McKenna as he checks the leg kick.
McKenna looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A head kick by Tiddlywinks misses
and McKenna cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
McKenna misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks throws a leg kick but McKenna sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McKenna.
McKenna scores with a spinning back kick!
McKenna moves out of range of the leg kick from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Tiddlywinks jabs McKenna right on the nose. McKenna blinks but takes it well.
McKenna's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
McKenna cracks a nice hook into Tiddlywinks's ribs.
Tiddlywinks wants to slow McKenna down by chopping away at his legs.
Tiddlywinks feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits McKennas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
McKenna throws a sloppy head kick and Tiddlywinks moves out of range easily.
Tiddlywinks connects with a looping right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that McKenna semi-blocks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Tiddlywinks.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but McKenna might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Tiddlywinks has got the better of the exchanges.
Tiddlywinks misses with a looping right.
Tiddlywinks throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A low kick from Tiddlywinks is predictable there
and Tiddlywinks takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McKenna defending well as Tiddlywinks loads up on a big left hand.
McKenna throws a lazy right hand but Tiddlywinks sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tiddlywinks lands a jab to the nose.
McKenna avoids the head kick by Tiddlywinks.
McKenna keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McKenna steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Tiddlywinks with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling McKenna to score with a decent uppercut.
Tiddlywinks misses with a body kick.
McKenna lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McKenna misses with a body kick.
Good exchange - McKenna coming out on top.
Tiddlywinks lands with an uppercut that bounces McKenna off the cage and back into range.
Tiddlywinks takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Tiddlywinks throws a quick inside leg kick.
Tiddlywinks swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McKenna wants to land a leg kick but Tiddlywinks is out of range.
Tiddlywinks swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Tiddlywinks misses with a lunging right hand
and McKenna connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Tiddlywinks lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Tiddlywinks throws a leg kick which misses McKenna's front leg but catches the back leg as McKenna tries to avoid it.
Tiddlywinks throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McKenna sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jab, jab by McKenna - just one landing.
Tiddlywinks scores with a sloppy right hand. McKenna should have avoided that one.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McKenna lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Tiddlywinks backs up against the cage.
Tiddlywinks looks to score with a jab to the body but McKenna is just out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McKenna fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tiddlywinks looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
McKenna misses with a hook. Tiddlywinks ducked under it nicely.
It looked like Tiddlywinks wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Tiddlywinks jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Tiddlywinks dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McKenna. That did some damage!
McKenna connects with a crisp jab.
A head kick by Tiddlywinks misses
and McKenna counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Tiddlywinks is rocked!
McKenna ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Tiddlywinks's jaw. Tiddlywinks's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! McKenna does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Gus McKenna!
A determined Gus McKenna didn't want to dwell on this fight in his post fight interview. Instead he was more keen to state he wants a title shot. Let's see if he gets it!
The defeated Roger Tiddlywinks had this to say: 'I want icecream mom'.