PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dirk McDirk (ranked 3852 p4p, 0 weight class) and Perry Roscrow Jr (ranked 2688 p4p, 314 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

McDirk
vs
Roscrow Jr

150 cm
32
247 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

192 cm
21
240 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

KOMBAT KLOTHING

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Dirk McDirk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Perry Roscrow Jr !
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Andrew Berry and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McDirk throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Roscrow Jr counters with a nice double leg into half guard.

McDirk manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Roscrow Jr keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Roscrow Jr has McDirk pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. McDirk manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Roscrow Jr has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. McDirk is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Roscrow Jr changes levels and goes for a takedown here. McDirk fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Dirk McDirk has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Perry Roscrow Jr .
Roscrow Jr shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and McDirk counters with a three punch combo that has Roscrow Jr backing up. Roscrow Jr nods at McDirk to acknowledge the strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McDirk scores with a jab.

McDirk tries to sprawl but Roscrow Jr drives through with a takedown into half guard.

McDirk manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Roscrow Jr keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Roscrow Jr is looking for a takedown up against the cage. McDirk gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Roscrow Jr wants a takedown but no success here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Roscrow Jr looking for a takedown.
Roscrow Jr is looking for a takedown up against the cage. McDirk gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Roscrow Jr is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McDirk is defending well for now.
Roscrow Jr tries for a takedown. No joy.

Roscrow Jr 's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
McDirk throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Roscrow Jr scores with a punch to the head.
Horrible takedown attempt by Roscrow Jr or perhaps it was just good defense by McDirk, which made it look bad.
Roscrow Jr on the wrong end of a nice jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Roscrow Jr is defended easily by McDirk.
McDirk misses with a two punch combination.

McDirk tries to sprawl but Roscrow Jr drives through with a takedown into half guard.
McDirk is trying to stand.
Roscrow Jr missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

Roscrow Jr is looking for a kimura here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Roscrow Jr is trying to work for a kimura but McDirk is defending well.
McDirk on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if McDirk tries to get out of the position.
McDirk wants to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McDirk might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Roscrow Jr not doing much here.

Roscrow Jr is working for a submission of some sort.

McDirk manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Roscrow Jr keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
McDirk gets underhooks to prevent Roscrow Jr 's takedown attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roscrow Jr has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. McDirk avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
McDirk gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Roscrow Jr .
Roscrow Jr tries to score a body lock takedown but McDirk shows good agility there to stay on his feet.

McDirk breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dirk McDirk seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McDirk lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Dirk McDirk is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McDirk throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Roscrow Jr counters with a left and a right that stings McDirk.

Roscrow Jr looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McDirk wants to get back to his feet but Roscrow Jr is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dirk McDirk dominated that round.
That's time! McDirk's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

McDirk throws a series of punches but Roscrow Jr avoids them all with ease.
McDirk jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McDirk stuffs the takedown.
McDirk scores with a jab. Roscrow Jr acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
McDirk throws a body shot but no joy.
Roscrow Jr fails with a takedown attempt.
Roscrow Jr misses with a wild body shot.
McDirk rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Roscrow Jr moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Roscrow Jr fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
McDirk appears to be looking for a big counter.
Dirk McDirk has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Perry Roscrow Jr .
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Roscrow Jr shoots in but McDirk avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Dirk McDirk is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Roscrow Jr misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McDirk fails to land with a series of punches.
Roscrow Jr has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Roscrow Jr .
McDirk scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Roscrow Jr defending well as McDirk loads up on a big left hand.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Roscrow Jr ! But no joy.

Roscrow Jr drives through with a takedown into guard.
Roscrow Jr advances position into side control!
Roscrow Jr throws an elbow but McDirk slips to the side and avoids it well.

McDirk throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
McDirk is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Roscrow Jr can do to turn this around?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McDirk stuffs the takedown attempt from Roscrow Jr . Roscrow Jr gets slowly back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McDirk misses with a jab, cross combination.
Roscrow Jr fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Roscrow Jr uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McDirk.
Roscrow Jr with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling McDirk to score with a decent uppercut.
McDirk misses with a two punch combination.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Roscrow Jr .
McDirk is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Roscrow Jr misses with a takedown attempt - McDirk sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
McDirk uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Roscrow Jr .
Roscrow Jr avoids the body shot from McDirk.
McDirk misses with a few strikes there.
As McDirk backs off Roscrow Jr throws a huge counter combo but McDirk manages to avoid it all.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McDirk fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Roscrow Jr looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
McDirk dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Roscrow Jr shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has McDirk pinned against the cage. McDirk gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Roscrow Jr is breathing heavily.
McDirk thows a left - swing and a miss!
Roscrow Jr shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says McDirk as he avoids it easily.
A shot to the liver by McDirk. Beautiful body shot.
Sloppy strikes from McDirk. Those never looked like landing.
McDirk listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
McDirk digs a good hook to Roscrow Jr 's body.
Roscrow Jr shoots in and drives through. McDirk sprawls well.
A shot to the liver by McDirk. Beautiful body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from McDirk. Roscrow Jr does a little dance to reset his feet.
Roscrow Jr looks for a takedown but McDirk sprawls well.
McDirk throws a nice looking combination but Roscrow Jr bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Roscrow Jr closes the distance and clinches up with McDirk, looking for a takedown. Roscrow Jr pushes McDirk against the cage but McDirk circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
McDirk jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
McDirk scores with a hook to the body. Roscrow Jr takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Roscrow Jr takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
McDirk misses with a body shot.
McDirk scores with a nice right hand.
Roscrow Jr goes for a double leg but McDirk avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as McDirk continues to drive forward.
Dirk McDirk is winning the standup battle so far.
McDirk throws a body shot but no joy.
McDirk looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
McDirk stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dirk McDirk dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

McDirk leaves Roscrow Jr with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

Roscrow Jr feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Roscrow Jr trying to control but McDirk is working from the bottom.
McDirk wants to stand up but Roscrow Jr is controlling him.
Roscrow Jr wants to pass the guard but McDirk is keeping the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McDirk is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McDirk knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Roscrow Jr on the ground.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McDirk keeping moving, preventing Roscrow Jr from controlling successfully.

Roscrow Jr gets to his feet - McDirk follows without any prompting.
McDirk throws a series of punches but Roscrow Jr avoids them all with ease.
Roscrow Jr shoots in for a takedown but McDirk shows good takedown defense.
Roscrow Jr fails with the takedown.
Dirk McDirk has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Perry Roscrow Jr .
Roscrow Jr takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
McDirk swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
McDirk lands with a right hand.
McDirk throws a looping overhand right but Roscrow Jr ducks down to avoid it.
McDirk lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
McDirk lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
McDirk keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McDirk connects with a body shot that sends Roscrow Jr 's belly button to the back.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Donk. McDirk catches Roscrow Jr right on the button with a cross.
McDirk swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McDirk tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Roscrow Jr was well out of range. Poor timing from McDirk.
Roscrow Jr shoots for a double leg takedown but McDirk sprawls well. He's pushed Roscrow Jr 's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Nice uppercut lands for McDirk. That snapped Roscrow Jr 's head back.
Roscrow Jr doesn't succeed with the takedown
enabling McDirk to counter with a crisp jab.
McDirk scores with a one two! Roscrow Jr had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
McDirk misses with a body shot.
McDirk lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Roscrow Jr circles away quickly and effectively.
McDirk scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Roscrow Jr closes this distance looking for a takedown but McDirk circles away.
McDirk swings for the body but Roscrow Jr moves out of range.
Roscrow Jr dives in and grabs McDirk's left leg, looking for a takedown. McDirk pushes down on Roscrow Jr 's head and hops out.
Roscrow Jr throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Roscrow Jr is trying hard to land a takedown here. McDirk sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
McDirk throws a right hand that Roscrow Jr ducks under and follows up with a left that Roscrow Jr also avoids with ease.
McDirk lands with a good body shot.
McDirk misses with a wild body shot.
Roscrow Jr tries to counter with a clinch but McDirk shakes him off and moves away.
Roscrow Jr on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Roscrow Jr changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. McDirk tries to avoid it but Roscrow Jr manages to keep hold of a leg and drag McDirk to the ground. McDirk escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
McDirk throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sloppy strikes from McDirk. Those never looked like landing.
Roscrow Jr throws a counter combo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roscrow Jr changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. McDirk tries to avoid it but Roscrow Jr manages to keep hold of a leg and drag McDirk to the ground. McDirk escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
McDirk lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Roscrow Jr will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
McDirk misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Roscrow Jr .

Roscrow Jr darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

McDirk pushes Roscrow Jr off and gets back to his feet.
McDirk wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Roscrow Jr tries for a takedown but McDirk circles away easily
and McDirk connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
McDirk throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Perry Roscrow Jr has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McDirk moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dirk McDirk showed his dominance in that final round.
Well McDirk has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dirk McDirk!