PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Eyeam Yurmommy (ranked 121 p4p, 4 weight class) and Hillary Trump (ranked 306 p4p, 14 weight class). Yurmommy comes to the cage accompanied by Peanut Butter Jelly Time - Galantis. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Yurmommy
vs
Trump

150 cm
25
135 lbs
12 - 2 - 1

169 cm
24
149 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
Bullet Proof System

BuriedAlive// Fight Gear
Arcticus University: London

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 1, fighting out of New York, Eyeam Yurmommy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hillary Trump!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Radbod Blank and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yurmommy misses with a body punch
and Trump cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nice defenses there by Yurmommy.
Trump lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Yurmommy has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Little Lebowski Urban Achievers in the buildup to the fight.
Yurmommy staying out of range there.
Yurmommy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Trump throws a lazy right hand but Yurmommy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hillary Trump seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Trump with a jab.
Trump lands a glancing blow to the side of Yurmommy's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yurmommy's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Trump connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Yurmommy scrambles back to his feet.
Yurmommy tries for a takedown but Trump circles away easily
and Trump counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trump misses with a straight left.
Hillary Trump is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Trump clobbers Yurmommy with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Trump has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Trump lands a nice shot that snaps Yurmommy's head back.
Yurmommy takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Yurmommy slips under a jab from Trump.
Yurmommy lands a head shot.
Trump throws a hook to the side of Yurmommy's head but Yurmommy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Trump is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Trump just misses with a punch to the body.
Trump closes the distance but Yurmommy moves to the side
and Yurmommy counters with a nice uppercut.
Yurmommy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've been informed that Trump has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trump ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

Trump clinches up with Yurmommy and pushes him back against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Yurmommy throws a punch but it's blocked by Trump.
Yurmommy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short uppercut from Yurmommy.
Trump scores with a nice hook to the head.
Trump lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Trump tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Trump misses with some punches.
Trump lands a hook that snaps the head of Yurmommy backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from Trump.
Trump softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Trump's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Trump closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Yurmommy misses with an uppercut.
Trump might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Trump slips a jab from Yurmommy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trump looks to land a right hand but Yurmommy moved out of range.

Trump gets a clinch.
Trump misses with a punch on the inside.
Trump swings wildly with an uppercut but Yurmommy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Trump fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Trump lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Trump works on Yurmommy's body with a couple of short punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Trump.
Yurmommy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Trump backwards.
Yurmommy prevents a body shot from Trump.
Yurmommy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Yurmommy scores with a nice hook to the head.
Trump lands a left hand.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Yurmommy.
Trump misses with a short punch on the inside.
Trump blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Yurmommy lands an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yurmommy working aggressively here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yurmommy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Trump blocking some punches.
Yurmommy tries to pull guard but Trump won't allow it.
Yurmommy misses with a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from Yurmommy fails to land.
Yurmommy blocking some punches.
Trump misses with a short punch on the inside.
Yurmommy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Yurmommy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Trump backwards.
Yurmommy lands a right hand.
Yurmommy tries a body shot but Trump blocks it.
Yurmommy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Trump scores with a shot to the side of Yurmommy's head.
Trump swings wildly with an uppercut but Yurmommy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Trump blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Yurmommy struggles to land a body shot inside as Trump controls his hands.
Trump working aggressively here.
Trump prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eyeam Yurmommy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A short uppercut from Yurmommy.
Yurmommy lands a shoulder strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hillary Trump dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Trump with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Trump tries to clinch but Yurmommy moves away
and Yurmommy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Trump is looking to clinch but Yurmommy is avoiding it.
Yurmommy is looking to counter punch.

Trump fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Yurmommy, pushing him back against the cage.

Yurmommy pulls guard.
Trump scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Trump passes Yurmommy's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Trump working over Yurmommy with some ground and pound. Yurmommy looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Trump perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Trump not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Trump throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Trump thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Yurmommy's head.
Yurmommy is doing well to control the position and prevent Trump from advancing to side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Yurmommy looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Trump throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Trump is thwarting Yurmommy's attempts to control the position.
Trump misses with a head shot. Yurmommy uses the momentum to regain guard.
Yurmommy might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Trump content to stall in guard here.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Trump accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Trump throws an elbow that misses. Yurmommy uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Trump's guard. Nice move by Yurmommy!

Trump is pulling down on Yurmommy's head to control his posture.
Yurmommy controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Yurmommy trying to control the position from guard on top but Trump is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Trump controls Yurmommy momentarily but Yurmommy frees himself.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trump pulls Yurmommy in to control the position.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.

Trump gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Yurmommy misses with a body punch.
Trump blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Trump struggles to land a body shot inside as Yurmommy controls his hands.
Trump prevents the takedown attempt.
Yurmommy swings away with an uppercut that misses.

Yurmommy pulls guard successfully.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Trump's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Yurmommy looking for a sweep. Not yet Yurmommy, not yet.
Trump is pushing down on Yurmommy's leg trying to pass to half guard. Yurmommy is fighting to maintain full guard but Trump has managed to sneak the leg through.
Trump is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Yurmommy is looking for a sweep. Trump is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Trump has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trump thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Yurmommy's head.

Trump is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Yurmommy trying to control but Trump postures up.
Yurmommy is looking to improve his position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Yurmommy avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Trump.
Yurmommy is looking to improve his position.
Trump landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hillary Trump showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Yurmommy has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Yurmommy there as he acknowledges the shot.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Trump.
Yurmommy moves away from the strike by Trump.
It looked like Yurmommy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Yurmommy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Trump throws out the jab.
Trump moves to clinch but Yurmommy breaks away
and Yurmommy makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Trump throws a shot from downtown. Yurmommy moves away and avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Trump throws a hook but Yurmommy blocks it.
Trump throws the left hand but Yurmommy avoids the punch easily.

Trump darts in and clinches Yurmommy up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trump has had enough of the clinch but Yurmommy keeps him there for the moment.
A nice right hand lands inside from Yurmommy.
Yurmommy misses with the head strike.
Yurmommy tries to throw a body punch but Trump avoids it by throwing Yurmommy back against the cage.
Yurmommy blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Trump breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Yurmommy scores with a jab. Trump acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Yurmommy takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Trump connects with a right hand. Yurmommy shakes it off.
Trump lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Yurmommy is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Yurmommy moves forwards but Trump connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Trump defending well as Yurmommy loads up on a big left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Trump throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Yurmommy counter with a right hand.
Yurmommy throws a shot from downtown. Trump moves away and avoids it.
Trump looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Yurmommy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Trump.
A combination from Trump does no damage.
Yurmommy has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Yurmommy there as he acknowledges the shot.
Trump tries to clinch but Yurmommy is having none of it.
Trump throws an off balance right hand
and Yurmommy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Trump smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A looping hook to the body misses from Trump. Yurmommy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Trump throws a right and a left that both miss.
Yurmommy is looking to counter punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yurmommy slips under a jab.
Yurmommy throwing a counter right hand but Trump manages to avoid it.

Yurmommy shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Yurmommy trying to mount his opponent but Trump defends it.
Yurmommy is looking to take a break and control but Trump is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Trump gets full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trump tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Trump trying to keep a closed guard but Yurmommy is proving a slippery customer.
Trump working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Yurmommy.

Trump has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Yurmommy doesn't defend quickly enough and Trump has managed to lock this one up! Can Yurmommy escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Trump on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:50 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Hillary Trump!
Hillary Trump is the new bantamweight champion!
Hillary Trump was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
Eyeam Yurmommy was interviewed post fight and said 'I feel sleepy, I am going to bed.'.