PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Miguel Camacho (ranked 1946 p4p, 249 weight class) and Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 2077 p4p, 268 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Camacho
vs
Jane Rottencrotch

185 cm
44
198 lbs
39 - 21 - 1

200 cm
32
200 lbs
18 - 13 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)

FORCEE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 39 - 21 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Miguel Camacho!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Ian Loll and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rottencrotch scores with a jab.
Camacho just misses with a punch to the body.
Camacho backing away here, and Rottencrotch unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Camacho moves out of range of the strikes.
Camacho swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Camacho throws a leg kick
and Rottencrotch counters with a stiff right hand.
Rottencrotch throws a leg kick
and Camacho counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nice body kick from Camacho.
Camacho misses with a straight right.
Rottencrotch scores with a shot to the body.
Camacho misses with a head kick.
A little jabbing left from Rottencrotch on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Camacho lands a nice shot that snaps Rottencrotch's head back.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rottencrotch slips a jab from Camacho.
Rottencrotch raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Camacho throws a head kick that misses.
Camacho displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rottencrotch throws out the jab.
Camacho moves out of range of the strikes.
Camacho has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Camacho there as he acknowledges the shot.

It looks like Miguel Camacho has been cut.
Jab, jab by Rottencrotch - just one landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Camacho there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Rottencrotch bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Camacho's head backwards.
Sloppy strikes from Camacho. Those never looked like landing.
Rottencrotch now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Camacho misses with a wild body shot.
Camacho ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rottencrotch moves away.
Rottencrotch pushes Camacho away with a front kick.
Rottencrotch slips a straight right by Camacho.
Rottencrotch on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Camacho. Camacho obviously looking to wear him down.
Rottencrotch fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Camacho.
Rottencrotch throws a leg kick but Camacho sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Good leg kick by Camacho there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Rottencrotch has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Rottencrotch lands a hook that stumbles Camacho back into the cage. Rottencrotch follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Camacho to the canvas! Rottencrotch pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Camacho has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
Mary Jane Rottencrotch seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.